My Funny Valentine
Behold the way our fine feathered friend,
His virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
The picture thou hast made
Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Thou noble upright truthful sincere,
And slightly dopey gent
Youre my funny valentine,
Sweet comic valentine,
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable,
Yet, youre my favorite work of art.
Is your figure less than greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
But, dont change a hair for me.
Not if you care for me.
Stay little valentine, stay!
Each day is valentines day
Is your figure less than greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
But, dont change a hair for me.
Not if you care for me.
Stay little valentine, stay!
Each day is valentines day
song performed by by Ella Fitzgerald
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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My Funny Valentine
Be hold the way our fine feathered friend
His virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not my dim witted friend
The picture thou hast made
Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Thou noble upright, truthful, sincere
And slightly dopey gent
Youre my funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet youre my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But dont change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day!
song performed by by Christina Aguilera
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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My Funny Valentine
My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
But youre my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than greek ?
Is your mouth a little weak ?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart ?
Dont change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is valentines day
song performed by by Elvis Costello
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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My Funny Valentine
(RodgersHart)
you're my funny valentine,
Sweet comic valentine,
You make me smile with my heart
You're looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek,
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak are you smart
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
song performed by by Carly Simon
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My Horny Valentine
Rewrite of the classic song, My Funny Valentine
My horny Valentine
Sweet erotic Valentine
You make me smile down below
With that 10 inch hard on
Your looks are so kissable
Simply irresistible
Ooh you're my favorite body of art
Would you like to do it doggystyle or Greek?
Tell me
Does it make you weak
Unable to speak
When I tell you I wanna give to our friendship
A more adult kind of jumpstart
Don't hide your hardness from me
Not if babe secretly you've been wanting to do me
Stay my sexual Valentine
Stay
And all night long
For the rest of your life and mine
I'll make every day a very kinky kind of Valentine's day
Would you like to do it doggystyle or Greek?
Tell me
Does it make you weak
Unable to speak
When I tell you I wanna give to our friendship
A more adult kind of jumpstart
Don't hide your hardness from me
Not if babe secretly you've been wanting to do me
Stay my sexual Valentine
Stay
And all night long
For the rest of your life and mine
I'll make every day a very kinky kind of Valentine's day
2010 Ramona Thompson
poem by Ramona Thompson
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Would You Be My Valentine
Would you be my valentine
Would you be my sweetheart
Could I be the only one
You hold dear to your heart
Would you be my valentine
Would you be my friend
Could we stay together
Until the very end
Would you be my valentine
Would you hold me tight
Could we even possibly
Be each others guiding light
Would you be my valentine
Could your love light shine
And on this special valentines
WOULD YOU PLEASE BE MINE
WROTE 2/2/2008 BY Norman Hale jr
poem by Norman Hale
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If You Were My Valentine
If you were my valentine,
I would be there in the morning
To see you when you open your eyes,
Before the sun wakes and the day begins.
To shower your bed with a hundred rose pedals
Until there's a garden around you
And yet you would still be the prettiest flower.
If you were my valentine.
If you were my valentine,
This day would belong to you
I would take you anywhere you want to go
And we could get away from the rest of the world
Till the moon rises in the sky and the sun says goodbye.
Together, just you and I
If you were my valentine.
If you were my valentine
I would do anything to see you smile
And I could be your teddy-bear,
With only hugs and kisses to share
If you were my valentine.
I could be your prince,
And you could be my princess
If you were my valentine
This poem would be yours, and so would I
If you were my valentine.
Let Me Be Your Valentine
Scooter! scooter!...
Get up!!
Yeah!
Let me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!!...come on!
You have to move right now!
Do you understand? !
Please..jump a little higher
Were gonna rock the place...yes!
Speed it up! speed it up! turn up the bass!
Speed it up! speed it up! turn up the bass!
Higher and higher feeling so fine
Listen to the voice of valentine!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!...yeah!
Rough!!
We love the happy hardcore!
Were getting out of control!
Please...let me see you smile!
Lets get into another dimension...
Yes! speed it up! speed it up! turn up the bass!
Speed it up! speed it up! turn up the bass!
Higher and higher feeling so fine,
Listen to the voice of valentine!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!
Let me be your valentine!...yeah!
Let me be your valentine!...come on!
This is a valentines party!...party!!
Come on!
Thank you!!
song performed by by Scooter
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My Valentine
My Valentine
Your eyes are like the shining stars,
And your hair's so very fine.
Your lips are sweet as Honeycomb,
You are my Valentine.
You're thoughtful in so many ways,
Your face is sunshine
You're a 'Precious Angel' to me,
You are my Valentine.
My love for you grows every day,
I'm so glad you're mine.
I thank God in Heaven each day,
That You are my Valentine
Jim 1999
poem by James Casey
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Oh Valentine, Valentine
Oh Valentine, Valentine! Won't you be mine?
Words called out to my one so divine
If the feeling is mutual then let heart intertwine
Oh Valentine, Valentine! I'll never find
Oh Valentine, Valentine! I'm lost in the lust
One look and I'm trembling, afraid and nervous
With hope that an angel will help from above
Oh Valentine, Valentine! A one sided love
Oh Valentine, Valentine! Won't you be mine?
On this one day of yearning, when souls intertwine
My brittle heart breaks upon words of decline
Oh Valentine, Valentine! You'll never be mine
poem by Keli'i Rice
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My Used Valentine
Will you be my valentine?
My prize to show and brag?
Will you be the girl I can use,
to show my masculinity?
Valentine oh Valentine,
What is meant to be?
Am I just a lover's tool,
To popularity?
What is a real valentine,
a girl to love and hold?
Or truly is it love abroad
A love so strong and bound
As if strewn by a rod.
Valentines can be used or new
Depending on the question
Is this valentine card really true?
Or just a piece of paper just scribbled down by you.
Thank you, my used valentine.
On Valentines For A Special Friend.
Full of affection in my heart and mind-
As valentine day is near.
And I think of my closest friends-
Who are very dear.
If I had chance to create a perfect friend-
With my own design.
A friend who will be my companion-
A friend for a valentine.
I'd built with a humble heart-
Lots of kindness too.
One who is filled with lots of fun-
But, Ive already found one-you.
A friend is one-
Who has a loving heart,
And who is always fun-
And who's listining is an art.
So on valentine's day of affection-
Sending best wishes in your direction.
To let you know-, you are perfect friend-
And we make a perfect blend.
Its a day expressing affection-
Good thoughts your way.
We have a special connection-
So happy valentines day.
poem by Anju Addanki
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Valentine
I made a rule about you
I made a plan
For getting my feet back on the ground
Bury my face in clouds
For hours on end
But time only flies when youre around
It was cold and dark, the last time I saw you
Your hair was long and falling in your eyes
You said my hands were worm and that I was special
To you
Valentine
You know that im
Fighting this love in vain
The suns been shining for a week
But it just feels like rain
Valentine
I know that youre not mine
Youre somebody elses flame
But when those hearts and flowers fade
Oh my darlin look my way (yeah...)
You say its complicated
But baby youre wrong
There nothing more obvious to me
(that) were on a trip together
33.000 light years long
And im, Im hurting so bad cause you dont see
The night you walked me home I gave you a picture
Of edens trees falling to the ground
And now I feel
I feel like your perfect stranger
Without you
Valentine
You know that im
Fighting for this love in vain
The suns been shining for a week
But it just feels like rain
Valentine
I know youre not mine
And I dont know why you stay
But when those hearts and flowers fade
Oh my darlin look my way (yeah...)
song performed by by Belinda Carlisle
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The Paper Heart
At valentines day we all
cut out little paper hearts,
then we hand them to the
people we want to be our valentine.
And we cut them into all shapes
and sizes and make them all pretty.
Well I have one.
Her name is sally.
She is my paper heart.
I gave her to my valentine,
thinking they would take
good care of her?
Well bad thing about paper,
it gets torn apart, and ripped to shredds
very very easily.
My valentine tore my heart apart.
Then she gave me back Sally,
and all I could do was ask why?
I got no response.
I don't like paper hearts,
they don't last very long, and
get hurt very quickly.
My paper heart will never be the same.
So much for my perfect valentine.
poem by Fallen Pixie
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Be Mine, Valentine, For you a Rhyme
Be mine Valentine
On this, Valentines Day
Be mine Valentine
Words of love I have to say
Be mine Valentine
I'll give you chocolates sweet
Be mine Valentine
Our passion will overheat
Be mine Valentine
Roses red I give to you
Be mine Valentine
Be mine cause I love you!
poem by Marissa Gertmenian
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Sweet Little Valentine
Oh sweet, sweet little valentine
Why sit you in despondent
Oh beautiful valentine
Life is too beautiful to cry at
And so are you my dear valentine
Oh sweet, sweet little valentine
He which you cry for
Never deserved your love
Lucky he was for having you fall for him
Stupid he was for letting you go
Oh sweet, sweet little valentine
Don't waste such tears
Oh beautiful one from Monday to Sunday
How I would wish to be in his place
I would love you oh so much
Dear sweet valentine
When you will stop the bad guys from stealing your heart
And open your eyes, to what you do not see
And is in front of you
poem by Gabriel Gauci Maistre
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Bullet For My Valentine
February
The time of love
Valentines Day
Questions being asked
All over the world
Will you be my valentine
Answers being said
Yes or No
What do you say
People carry around guns
Wanting to claim
There valentine
They have a love of there life
What will they do
To get the other person
To love them back
They shoot them
Into there hearts claiming
This is my valentine
No one can do anything
About it
That is why
Im giving you
This year
A bullet
For my valentine
poem by Allison Unknown
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A Valentine's Day Message
May the Valentine's Day spirit fill your heart
With love and joy on this special day.
A time to exchange messages - a spirit of love,
Sentimental verses sent in a poetic way.
Valentine's Day has long been a day of romance,
A sparkle of love glowing in the heart,
A tribute to your love one so precious and dear,
Where the tradition of Saint Valentine plays a part.
May Valentine's Day be extra special to you
With the beauty of red roses to proudly show,
And the symbol of a heart and cupid with arrow and bow
That will enlighten your heart with a festive glow.
May you have joy and satisfaction unending
Bestowing to love one jewelry, candy or flowers
To prove your sincere affection on Valentine's Day
With memorable, happy and unforgettable hours.
May those you love surround you
To share and cherish this Valentine's Day,
May the spirit of Saint Valentine, the patron saint,
Come into your life and forever stay.
poem by Joseph T. Renaldi
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If You Would Be My Valentine
If you would be my valentine
My heart would surely glow
And if you'd be my valentine
I'd want the world to know
If you would be my valentine
My eyes could finally rest
For my heart already knows
That you would be the best
If you would be my valentine
I would want the world to see
That I have found the perfect valentine
The one just for me
If you would be my valentine
My world would be much brighter
So put those precious arms around me
And hold me that much tighter
If you would be my valentine
My heart might do flips
For when I think of you
It already begins its skips
If you would be my valentine
My eyes would surely shine
So won't you please tell me YES
THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE.
poem by Bikramjyoti Kashyop
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Let Me Be Your Valentin
Scooter! Scooter!...
Get up!!
Yeah!
Let Me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
Let Me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me be your valentine!!...come on!
Let Me be your valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me be your valentine!!...come on!
You have to move RIGHT NOW!
Do you understand?!
Please..jump a little higher
We're gonna' rock the place...Yes!
Speed it up! Speed it up! Turn up the Bass!
Speed it up! Speed it up! Turn up the Bass!
Higher and Higher feeling so fine
Listen to the voice of Valentine!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!...yeah!
Rough!!
We love the happy hardcore!
We're getting out of control!
Please..let see you smile!
Let's get into another dimension...
YES! Speed it up! Speed it up! Turn up the bass!
Speed it up! Speed it up! Turn up the bass!
Higher and higher feeling so fine,
listen to the voice of Valentine.
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...yeah!
Let Me Be Your Valentine!!...come on!
This is a Valentine's party!!...Party!!
Come on!
Thank you
song performed by by Scooter
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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If You Have No One This Valentine's Day
if you have no one
this valentine's day
then at home just stay
make a poem, read a
book, cook your pasta,
and watch tv
accept and be pleased
you are still your self's
best friend and perfect lover
and narcissus must be happy
he is not alone this valentine's day
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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