The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
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Don't worry if they're Democrats or Republicans. Give them service and they'll become Democrats.
quote by Richard J. Daley

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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
quote by Will Rogers

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Well, the economic recovery was successful even though the Democrats opposed the reforms every step of the way. And it is clear the Democrats have no clear plan to strengthen our economy, as Republicans do.
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I think if you look at yesterday's New York Times poll, particularly when you judge Democrats in Congress versus the Republicans in Congress, people put a little more faith, or even a little more than a little more faith in the Democrats in Congress.
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So I really would like to see both parties respond to the poor with greater commitment. But I've got to tell you, the Democrats, I feel, are doing a better job in that respect than Republicans are.
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This is a struggle for the soul of the Democratic Party, which in too many cases has become so corporate and identified with corporate interests that you can't tell the difference between Democrats and Republicans.
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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
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3 Elephants Sue Republican Party
Elephants of the world have issued a press release.. an intention
to sue the Republican Party over using them as a symbol.
Their spokesperson states that no political party in the US has
ever harmed them more than Republicans whose trophy hunting
ivory seeking idle rich pleasure jaunt safaris with machine guns
and aerial hunting candidates such as Sarah Palin have decimated
elephant numbers.
The long memoried pachyderms know that the party of petroplutocrats
chose them for their size to give the false impression
that Republicans, less than 25% of the population, have more power than Democrats.
Republicans have won power through deflecting people's attention to
illegal wars, through murder (Kennedy's, King,
Wellstone, Callahan etc) , through bribery and 20,000 kinds of tricks.
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55% of the country is unregistered. Of the remaining 45%,3/5 or
60% are independent or third party (Greens, Socialists, Libertarians,
Constitution Party, etc.) . Of the remaining 18%, over 2/3 are Democrats.
poem by O. Anna Niemus

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A large family and Democrats have a lot in common: teenagers and Democrats are always happy spending other people's money.
quote by Anne Northup

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When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
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I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.
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Now, most of the time I'm going to agree with the Democrats and disagree with the Republicans.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
quote by Kinky Friedman

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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.
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When you are pulling people out of the water and off of rooftops, there are no Republicans and no Democrats.
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For three decades, Democrats and Republicans worked together to make our environment better.
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The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
quote by Nick Nuessle (1992)

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Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
quote by Arthur Ashe

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