The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
quote by Will Rogers
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
quote by Ambrose Bierce
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A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
quote by Brian Celio
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My entire family were Democrats all our lives. But because how furious I was about the previous administration, I turned in my card to become a Republican. I did not want to be known as a Democrat under that person's regime.
quote by Danny Aiello
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We need real leadership, Democrat, Republican and independent to stand up and say, we have to live within our means.
quote by Tom Coburn
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I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.
quote by Jesse Helms
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Philosopher Bimm
Republicans think Jonas Bimm
A Democrat gone mad,
And Democrats consider him
Republican and bad.
The Tough reviles him as a Dude
And gives it him right hot;
The Dude condemns his crassitude
And calls him _sans culottes.
Derided as an Anglophile
By Anglophobes, forsooth,
As Anglophobe he feels, the while,
The Anglophilic tooth.
The Churchman calls him Atheist;
The Atheists, rough-shod,
Have ridden o'er him long and hissed
'The wretch believes in God!'
The Saints whom clergymen we call
Would kill him if they could;
The Sinners (scientists and all)
Complain that he is good.
All men deplore the difference
Between themselves and him,
And all devise expedients
For paining Jonas Bimm.
I too, with wild demoniac glee,
Would put out both his eyes;
For Mr. Bimm appears to me
Insufferably wise!
poem by Ambrose Bierce
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It's innate in me to be a Democrat - a true Southern populist kind of Democrat. There's not a lot of those anymore. I'm not saying I'm right or wrong. That's just the way I feel.
quote by Tim McGraw
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You know there's nothing a Hill Democrat would rather do than criticize another Democrat. It is their favorite activity. Then they can read about how honorable they are in an Op-Ed piece, how bipartisan.
quote by James Carville
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I've had some threaten not to give Communion to me, even though they don't know my position, just because I'm a Democrat. I've had cardinals refuse to shake my hand because I'm a Democrat.
quote by Bart Stupak
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I'm not going to say whether I'm a Republican or a Democrat.
quote by Hugh Shelton
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I'm neither Democrat nor Republican.
quote by Calvin Klein
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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
quote by Robert Frost
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I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human.
quote by Chely Wright
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Being a soldier, fighting for this country, is neither Republican nor Democrat.
quote by Max Cleland
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You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.
quote by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
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A Democrat has to show the toughness to govern. People don't doubt that Republicans will be tough.
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
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Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, our nation is stronger when we are respected throughout the world.
quote by Bill Richardson
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A Green Party candidate would be very different from a Democrat or Republican and should be heard.
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Mike Bloomberg may be a Republican these days. But he has been a Democrat for most of his adult life.
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