Can You Ever Forgive Me? [Caustic Wit]
Melissa McCarthy, Dolly Wells
from Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018)
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Can You Ever Forgive Me? [Buy You a Drink]
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Sneakin' Around
(((((From the movie The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas)))))
((((Dolly Parton & Burt Reynolds sings))))
DOLLY:I like fancy,frilly things
High-heeld shoes and diamond rings
Ragtime bands and western swing
And sneakin' around with you
BURT:Well I like beer and rodeos
Detective books and dominoes
Footballgames and Cheerios
And sneakin' around with you
DOLLY & BURT:Sneakin' around with you
Goin' a round or two
Doin' what lovers do
Whenever they're sneakin' around
DOLLY:I like lots of cash on hand
And dirty jokes about the Fuller Brush Man
BURT:I like stuff I understand,like sneakin' around with you
DOLLY:You know I like a thrill that has no strings
BURT:Friendship that don't ever change
DOLLY:And laughter from the joy of things
DOLLY & BURT:And sneakin' around with you
Sneakin' around with you
Goin' a round or two
Doin' what lovers do
Whenever they're sneakin' around
DOLLY:I like drive-in picture shows
Kissin' long and lovin' slow
BURT:The secret places lovers go,whenever they're sneakin' around
DOLLY:I like the crazy things we try
BURT:And the sexy things we fantasie
DOLLY:Just a-makin' out in the broad daylight
DOLLY & BURT:And sneakin' around with you
Sneakin' around with you
Keeping it all brand-new
Gettin' the best of you
Whenever we're sneakin' around
Sneakin' around that's all
DOLLY:I'm gonna lay down the law
BURT:Watchin' the rise and fall
DOLLy & BURT:Of lovers sneaking' around
BURT:We're just sneaking' around
DOLLY:Oh we're just
DOLLY & BURT:Sneakin'!
song performed by by Dolly Parton
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Ill Oil Wells Love You
I met a man in texas
And oh, he was so fine
And I said to myself
Self, Im gonna make him mine
He owned a lot of oil wells and his bank roll sure was healthy
And I new if I married him Id suddenly be wealthy
Oh Ill oil wells love you
Ill oil wells care
Ill oil wells need you
I want you oil wells dear
Well I never had no money
Not a penny to my name
And I said Id find a rich man
And Id love my way to fame
So he took mt in his arms
And I cuddled up real near
The money bug then bit me and I wispered in his ear
Oh, Ill oil wells love you
Ill oil wells care
Ill oil wells need you
I want you oil wells dear
He looked in to my eyes and thought he saw a love light shine
Nearly did he know that that light was dollar signs
Now that we are married there aint nothin left to tell
Well live happily ever after because all is well that ends well
Oh, Ill oil wells love you
Ill oil wells care
Ill oil wells need you
I want you oil wells dear
song performed by by Dolly Parton
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The Heat
Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Taran Killam, Kaitlin Olson, Michael Rapaport, Thomas F. Wilson
by Katie Dippold from The Heat (2013)
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Tammy
Melissa McCarthy, Susan Sarandon, Dan Aykroyd, Toni Collette, Allison Janney, Ben Falcone, Kathy Bates, Mark Duplass
from Tammy (2014)
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Tammy [trailer 2]
Melissa McCarthy, Susan Sarandon, Dan Aykroyd, Toni Collette, Allison Janney, Ben Falcone, Kathy Bates, Mark Duplass
from Tammy (2014)
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Spy [trailer 2]
Morena Baccarin, Rose Byrne, Jason Statham, Melissa McCarthy, Jude Law, Allison Janney, Bobby Cannavale, 50 Cent, Miranda Hart
by Paul Feig from Spy (2015)
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Spy
Morena Baccarin, Rose Byrne, Jason Statham, Melissa McCarthy, Jude Law, Allison Janney, Bobby Cannavale, 50 Cent, Miranda Hart
by Paul Feig from Spy (2015)
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Identity Thief
Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, John Cho, Jon Favreau, Genesis Rodriguez, Eric Stonestreet, Amanda Peet, Robert Patrick
by Craig Mazin from Identity Thief (2013)
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St. Vincent
Naomi Watts, Bill Murray, Melissa McCarthy, Chris O'Dowd, Terrence Howard, Selenis Leyva, Katharina Damm, Nate Corddry, Kimberly Quinn
by Theodore Melfi from St. Vincent (2014)
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The Boss
Kristen Schaal, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Bell, Peter Dinklage, Kathy Bates, Cecily Strong, Tyler Labine, Parker Young, Timothy Simons
from The Boss (2016)
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The Making Up
Little Miss Margaret sits in a pout,
She and her Dolly have just fallen out.
Dolly is gazing with sorest stare,
Fitted dejectedly back in her chair.
Angry at Margaret, tearful and grieved,
Sore at the spanking so lately received.
Pursed are the maiden's lips close as can be,
They are not speaking, Miss Dolly and she.
Five minutes passes in silence and then,
Margaret's ready for playing again.
Dolly unbendingly sits in her place,
Never a change coming over her face.
Up mad goes, Margaret dropping her pout,
Clasping her playmate she whispers in doubt.
Let's don't play and cry, it's too much like true,
Let's make up Dolly I ain't mad is you?
poem by Paul Laurence Dunbar
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The Hangover Part III
Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Melissa McCarthy, John Goodman, Jamie Chung, Justin Bartha, Heather Graham, Ken Jeong, Sasha Barrese, Jeffrey Tambor, Mike Epps
from The Hangover Part III (2013)
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This Is 40 [trailer 2]
Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Lena Dunham, Megan Fox, Chris O'Dowd, Melissa McCarthy, Charlyne Yi, Albert Brooks, Maude Apatow, John Lithgow
by Judd Apatow from This Is 40 (2012)
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This Is 40
Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Lena Dunham, Megan Fox, Chris O'Dowd, Melissa McCarthy, Charlyne Yi, Albert Brooks, Maude Apatow, John Lithgow
by Judd Apatow from This Is 40 (2012)
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This Is 40 [trailer 3]
Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Lena Dunham, Megan Fox, Chris O'Dowd, Melissa McCarthy, Charlyne Yi, Albert Brooks, Maude Apatow, John Lithgow
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Beautiful, Antique Dollies
Beautiful, antique dollies
All stand in a row,
Laced with ornamental pretence,
Staring from the window.
Each beautiful, antique dolly,
Bears her beautiful, antique price,
For her pretty, satin ribbon
And her vacant, azure eyes.
One beautiful, antique dolly,
With her frosted, golden curls,
Is severed from the window,
For her reflection in a girl.
Now this beautiful, antique dolly,
Stands, no longer on her shelf,
Her ivory face is glowing
As she adorns by herself.
All the other antique dollies,
In the window where they stay
Whisper after midnight
Of the dolly that went away.
Our beautiful, antique dolly
Rooted in her antique home
Watermarks her china skin
She hates to be alone.
One beautiful, antique dolly,
Breaks her brilliant, painted smile,
Climbs down from her silver stand
And shatters on the tile.
poem by Victoria Annette Bailey
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Negligent Mary
AH, Mary! what, do you for dolly not care?
And why is she left on the floor?
Forsaken, and cover'd with dust, I declare;
With you I must trust her no more.
I thought you were pleased, as you took her so gladly,
When on your birthday she was sent;
Did I ever suppose you would use her so sadly?
Was that, do you think, what I meant?
With her bonnet of straw you once were delighted,
And trimm'd it so pretty with pink;
But now it is crumpled, and dolly is slighted:
Her nurse quite forgets her, I think.
Suppose now–for Mary is dolly to me,
Whom I love to see tidy and fair–
Suppose I should leave you, as dolly I see,
In tatters, and comfortless there.
But dolly feels nothing, as you do, my dear,
Nor cares for her negligent nurse:
If I were as careless as you are, I fear,
Your lot, and my fault, would be worse.
And therefore it is, in my Mary, I strive
To check every fault that I see:
Mary's doll is but waxen–mamma's is alive,
And of far more importance than she.
poem by Ann Taylor
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Melissa (live)
Melissa" is an Allman Brothers Band song from 1972. A live IG
version appears on "Shades of Indigo."
Melissa.
Crossroads seem to come and go
The gypsy flies from coast to coast
Knowing many, loving none
Bearing sorrow, having fun
But back home he'll always run
To sweet Melissa.
Freight train, each car looks the same - all the same
No one knows the gypsy's name
No one hears his lonely sighs
There are no blankets where he lies
In all his deepest dreams the gypsy flies
With sweet Melissa.
Again the morning's come
Again he's on the run
Sunbeams shining through his hair
Appearing not to have a care
Pick up your gear, and, gypsy, roll on, roll on
Crossroads, will you ever let him go?
Will you hide the dead man's ghost?
Will he lie beneath the clay?
Will his spirit float away?
But I know that he won't stay
Without Melissa
Yes, I know that he won't stay
Without Melissa
song performed by by Indigo Girls
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