Quite silly but accurate pop star rhymes
Billy Joel
In a Begging Bowl
All full of holes
I'm not bowled
Over. Hair is coal
He should be
On the Dole
With a face
Like a mole.
Mick Jagger
Is a beer blagger
Appeared on Saga
Gives Jerry daggers
Tight pants, a nagger
A bum bum waggler
Hearsay
Go away don't come
Again another day
As sick and cheap as
Milk Tray
Put them on a one way
Road to Pop history Mandalay
Stupid swaying can't we slay?
Elton John
Thumpy piano hair gone
Plumpy faced as Simon le Bon
Not sci-fi like film Tron
Or as electric as a Positron
Weighs a great deal a ton
Silly glasses spangles upon
Steps
Are Schweppes
All Peps
But no TESSAS
How they wept
When a flea crept
Onto their hair swept
Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Spear of Destiny with no quiff
Spare us Britney Spears
Even after a few beers
Her thrusting gyrate rears
What a pair of lovely dears
With talent in copious arrears
Christina Aguilera rhymed clearer
All her make up costs dearer
Frizz and glitz spoilt and teen bearer
Without a mike you probably can't hear her
Atomic Kitten
Three little mangy Scouse bitten
Have lost their common mittens
It's cover versions with few originals written
With thin hair and no talent typical Britain
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Like A Virgin/Hollywood Medley
Britney Spears:
I made it through the wilderness.
Somehow I made it through. Didn't
Know how lost I was until I found
You. I was beat incomplete. I've
Been had. I was sad and blue but
You made me feel, yeah, you
Made me feel shiny and new.
Christina Aguilera:
Like a virgin, ooooh, touched for
The very first time. Like a virgin
With your heartbeat next to mine.
Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera:
Like a virgin, oooh, touched for
The very first time. Like a virgin
With your heartbreat next to mine.
Like a virgin. Ooooh, like a virgin.
Feels so good inside.
Madonna:
Everybody comes to Hollywood.
They wanna make it in the
Neighborhood. They like the
Smell of it in Hollywood. How
Could it hurt you when it looks
So good?
Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera:
Shine your light now. This time
It's got to be good. You'll get it
Right now, yeah, 'cause you're in
Hollywood.
Missy Elliott:
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put
My thing down, flip it, and reverse
It. Its your fremme neppa venette.
It's your fremme neppa venette.
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put
My thing down, flip it, and reverse
It. Its your fremme neppa venette.
It's your fremme neppa venette.
Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Missy Elliott:
Shine your light now. This time
It's got to be good. You'll get it
Right now, yeah, 'cause you're in
Hollywood.
Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Missy Elliott:
Shine your light now. This time
It's got to be good. You'll get it
Right now, yeah, 'cause you're in
Hollywood.
Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Missy Elliott:
Shine your light now. This time
It's got to be good. You'll get it
Right now, yeah, 'cause you're in
Hollywood.
song performed by by Madonna
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Like A Virgin / Hollywood Medley (feat. Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears & Missy Elliott) (2003: M
Britney Spears:
I made it through the wilderness. Somehow I
Made it through. Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you. I was beat incomplete.
I've been had. I was sad and blue, but you
Made me feel, yeah, you made me feel shiny
And new. Oh, oh.
Christina Aguilera:
Like a virgin, ooooh, touched for the very
First time, oh. Like a virgin when your
Heart beats next to mine, oh oh oooh yeah.
Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears:
Oooooh. Oooooh. Oooooh.
Madonna:
Everybody comes to Hollywood. They wanna
Make it in the neighborhood. They like the
Smell of it in Hollywood. How could it hurt
You when it looks so good?
Madonna:
Everybody comes to Hollywood. They wanna
Make it in the neighborhood. They like the
Smell of it in Hollywood. How could it hurt
You when it looks so good?
Madonna, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears:
Shine your light now. This time it's got to
Be good. You'll get it right now, yeah, 'cause
You're in Hollywood. You're in Hollywood.
Madonna:
Everybody comes to Hollywood. They wanna
Make it in the neighborhood. They like the
Smell of it in Hollywood. How could it hurt
You when it looks so good?
Missy Elliott:
Yo! Yo! Yo! Who that be? Missy Elliott, M.I.C.
I works it and I works it. Can I flip my thing
And reverse it? Come on! Go! Go 'head. Go! Go
'Head! I works it and I works it. Can I flip
My thing and reverse it? Come on! Go! Go 'head!
Go! Go 'head. Party people, we'll show you how
To work that. Where you at, Madonna?
Madonna:
Trip the station! Change the channel!
Madonna:
Hollywood. Hollywood. How could it hurt you
When it looks so good? Hollywood. Hollywoood.
How could it hurt you when it looks so good?
Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, and Missy Elliott:
Hollywood. Hollywood. How could it hurt you
When it looks so good? Hollywood. Hollywoood.
How could it hurt you when it looks so good?
Music stations always play the same song.
We're bored with the concepts of right and
Wrong.
Madonna:
Trip the station. Change the channel.
song performed by by Madonna
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Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.
quote by Britney Spears
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Britney
A woman with passion,
blessed with Multitasking,
A lady with ultimate progression,
stepped up with hard working.
A Daughter of talent,
With shiny past, present and future,
A girl who is perfect and brilliant,
Hats off to her creative ideas and humor.
This caliber being is none other than Britney Spears,
We all appreciate her in our own way,
As for complimenting Britney- let us cheers,
Britney is the beauty of artistry is all I want to say.
poem by Tanveer Sharma
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Want More Hair?
I'd love
I think
more hair
more hair
like a big
old grizzly bear
more hair makes
you manly
more hair
makes you tough
more hair feels
like carpet
more hair keeps
you rough
more hair
for pretty ladies
to rub their faces on
more hair for
guys to jealous of
and more locks that can
be flung
I think more hair would be awesome
but I wouldn't wanna overdo it
because too much hair would make
me like a little furry blanket
and I couldn't cover both of us
just you and that ain't fair
more hair!
poem by John W. McEwers
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Britney Spears: Youth Talent Exploitation
Britney Spears
youth talents
immortal famous
choreography glorious
fans adore worship us
betrayed by lotus eaters
Britney Spears now
she never knew
who she innately was
the body beautiful
with make up right
looks to burn kill
being everything
she is posed to be
except talent incarnate
for gloss image sold
another piece of pie
taste uneaten spoiling
until dark hollow emptiness
swallows her staged soul
sucked in by mirror images
therefore where to look
for sense of self reality
video constructions beyond?
poem by Terence George Craddock
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Certain people want to see me solely as a pop act, but there are many different sides to Christina Aguilera besides the pop girl.
quote by Christina Aguilera
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I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.
quote by Britney Spears
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I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records.
quote by Elton John
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Haircut.
The Barber came to cut my hair,
I told him that it wasn't fair.
My hair had done him no harm,
Without it I would loose my charm.
The Barber he grinned a silly grin,
Said to cut my hair would be no sin.
That I should face it like a man,
But I'm a coward and away I ran.
Do you like sitting in a Barbers chair,
With him chopping away your lovely hair.
Once my head was full of curls,
Covering my face with twisty twirls.
But then the Barber came my way,
I was a child, I had no say.
Off came my curls one by one,
The Barber seemed to have great fun.
Now I'm old and very grey,
I'm nearly bald, my hairs gone away.
But when I see a Barbers chair,
I feel the loss of my curly hair.
You know I truly rue the day,
When that first Barber came my way.
poem by Bernard Shaw
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To Much Hair
There is thin hair,
heavy hair,
There is gray hair,
and red hair,
then there is no hair,
I will be hair
for you forever,
every hair you go,
I will go hair to.
(4-11-07)
When I was in my early 20s, I had my hair permed. Bad idea! It turned into total frizz. My advice to women is, if you have nice hair already, don't get a perm, leave your hair alone!
quote by Mariska Hargitay
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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
quote by Joel McHale
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More Hair!
You've already taken my lunch, my socks, my long-distance binocs,
Now what do you want?
More Hair!
My jeans, my spleens, my workout magazines,
They're gone, now you want?
More Hair!
I gave you my gum, cilium, chromium,
my green shoes, my feet shoes, my mangy old street shoes,
Come on, you want?
More Hair!
Give me my CDs, my TVs, my Wheaties and my Levi's.
Know what I'll give you?
More Hair!
poem by John W. McEwers
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
quote by Christina Aguilera
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Some times people just don’t get me
Some people just see my face
Glossy lips mascara-coated lasses and
Pink Rosy checks but that’s just the out side
There is so much more to me more than pink hair
More than manicured nails more then a pair of denim jeans
More then what meets the eye sometimes I think people just don’t
Get me those are the times I sit alone in my room
Those are the times that seem to go on forever
Those are the times even beauty can’t fix
The times I sing out my heart the times I feel
No one loves me
Those are the time I have sweat pants on my fav hoddie
And my blonde and pink hair tied up tight
The time mascara runs down my face from the tears
And my hair is socked from the shower that’s sound of betting water
Muffled the sods so no one could hear
Then other times people get my they see the gloss the pink hair and fitted denim jeans
On top of it all the see the goofy glasses and they know I will never grow up
The times were my gloss has faded from smiling and chatting to them but my eyes are fixed on my black high top shoes and he knows I want to cry
Those are the times he holds my and makes things right
Those are the time were I don’t get him
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Locks Of Hair
rabbit said i gotta have it.laugh it true, brett micheals do, a hair appointment inside of you.motley crue, your so fake, you couldnt pirate the great lakes.britney spears get over here.how many men do you hold dear? how many tickets have you punched? i never received dont give me one.paris hilton you are worse, your dew limo now a hearse.drew barrymore dont introduce, she just wants a republican truce.
poem by Chris Bowen
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The roughest road often leads to the top.
quote by Christina Aguilera
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Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.
quote by Britney Spears
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Hairbrush
how i wish my fingers were the bristles
or my breath were the wind when it whistles
thru your hair, thru your hair
i wish you'd hold me in your hands
and let me skate thru all the strands
of your hair, of your hair
i could style it anyway you like it
i could brush it straight or even spike it
au contraire! au contraire!
or i would wait patiently in my box
until next i would comb the locks
of your hair, of your hair
i would braid it tight, tousle, and tease!
or pull it back in a ponytail, if you please;
if you dare, if you dare
how often is it a man confesses
that he wish to run barefoot thru the tresses
of your hair, of your hair?
you may think me a little touch'd
but can i tell you just how much
i hate your hairbrush?
this obsession may be zealous
but can i tell you just how jealous
i am of your hairbrush? !
poem by Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler
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