In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
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Britney
A woman with passion,
blessed with Multitasking,
A lady with ultimate progression,
stepped up with hard working.
A Daughter of talent,
With shiny past, present and future,
A girl who is perfect and brilliant,
Hats off to her creative ideas and humor.
This caliber being is none other than Britney Spears,
We all appreciate her in our own way,
As for complimenting Britney- let us cheers,
Britney is the beauty of artistry is all I want to say.
poem by Tanveer Sharma
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Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?
quote by Britney Spears
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Britney Spears: Youth Talent Exploitation
Britney Spears
youth talents
immortal famous
choreography glorious
fans adore worship us
betrayed by lotus eaters
Britney Spears now
she never knew
who she innately was
the body beautiful
with make up right
looks to burn kill
being everything
she is posed to be
except talent incarnate
for gloss image sold
another piece of pie
taste uneaten spoiling
until dark hollow emptiness
swallows her staged soul
sucked in by mirror images
therefore where to look
for sense of self reality
video constructions beyond?
poem by Terence George Craddock
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I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'
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Like A Virgin/Hollywood Medley
Britney Spears:
I made it through the wilderness.
Somehow I made it through. Didn't
Know how lost I was until I found
You. I was beat incomplete. I've
Been had. I was sad and blue but
You made me feel, yeah, you
Made me feel shiny and new.
Christina Aguilera:
Like a virgin, ooooh, touched for
The very first time. Like a virgin
With your heartbeat next to mine.
Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera:
Like a virgin, oooh, touched for
The very first time. Like a virgin
With your heartbreat next to mine.
Like a virgin. Ooooh, like a virgin.
Feels so good inside.
Madonna:
Everybody comes to Hollywood.
They wanna make it in the
Neighborhood. They like the
Smell of it in Hollywood. How
Could it hurt you when it looks
So good?
Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera:
Shine your light now. This time
It's got to be good. You'll get it
Right now, yeah, 'cause you're in
Hollywood.
Missy Elliott:
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put
My thing down, flip it, and reverse
It. Its your fremme neppa venette.
It's your fremme neppa venette.
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put
My thing down, flip it, and reverse
It. Its your fremme neppa venette.
It's your fremme neppa venette.
Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Missy Elliott:
Shine your light now. This time
It's got to be good. You'll get it
Right now, yeah, 'cause you're in
Hollywood.
Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Missy Elliott:
Shine your light now. This time
It's got to be good. You'll get it
Right now, yeah, 'cause you're in
Hollywood.
Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Missy Elliott:
Shine your light now. This time
It's got to be good. You'll get it
Right now, yeah, 'cause you're in
Hollywood.
song performed by by Madonna
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School is a prison...
The classroom is…
A jail cell
There halls leading
To each cell
The school food is
taste like prison food
In the cafeteria there
are long lines for food
The principle runs
the school
The warden runs
the prison
They have guards
telling inmates what to do
We have teachers
telling students what to do
The inmates are
the students
Were all serving
A 12 year sentence
School is just a prison for students
poem by Kitty In Love
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Red Grape
You're like a piece of sugar on the vine,
That's been resisted.
And sitting lusciously delicious,
Waiting to get plucked...
When time comes for the picking.
You're like a piece of sugar on the vine,
That's been resisted.
And sitting lusciously delicious,
Waiting to get plucked...
When time comes for the picking.
By someone patient,
Who sits wishing for you to lick.
You're like sugar on the vine,
Not ripe to lick.
You may be a nine in someone's mind.
But not quite ready to snip and pick.
Or slowly drip from someone's lips.
Red grape...
You're not quite ready to squeeze between teeth.
Red grape...
Your sweetness teases tongues among some.
And,
Red grape...
You look so ripe,
For an easy pick to lick!
You're like a piece of sugar on the vine,
That's been resisted.
And sitting lusciously delicious,
Waiting to get plucked...
When time comes for the picking.
But,
Red grape...
You're not quite ready to squeeze between teeth.
And,
Red grape...
You look so ripe,
For an easy pick to lick!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough!
quote by Britney Spears
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I don't like defining myself. I just am.
quote by Britney Spears
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How can you not like Britney Spears?
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I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
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Don't treat me like a little girl.
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I Like You The Way You Are (Don't Change Your Love)
MICAHEL JACKSON feat. BRITNEY SPEARS
the way you make me feel
(Live at Michael Jackson's 30th Anniversary Concert Tribute)
MICHAEL:
Hey pretty baby with the high heels on
You give me fever like I've never, ever known
I feel your fever from miles around
I'll pick you up in my car and we'll paint the town
Just kiss me baby and tell me twice
That you're the one for
MICHAEL:
The way you make me feel, babe
You really turn me on
You knock me off of my feet
Hee
My lonely days are gone
Ooh
[MICHAEL] (BRITNEY):
(I like the feeling you're giving me)
(Just hold me closer baby, I'm in ecstasy)
[Oh, I'll be working from nine to five]
[To buy you things to keep you by my side]
(I never felt so in love before)
(Just promise baby, you'll love me forevermore)
[(I swear I'm keeping you satisfied)]
[(Cuz you're the one for me)]
[MICHAEL] (BRITNEY):
[The way you make me feel]
(The way you make me feel)
[You really turn me on]
(You really turn me on)
[You knock me off of my feet]
[Now baby, hee]
(You knock me off of my feet)
[My lonely days are gone]
(My lonely days are gone)
[Ooh]
[MICHAEL] (BRITNEY):
[Go on girl]
(I never felt so in love before)
[Promise baby, you'll love me forevermore]
(I swear I'm keeping you satisfied)
[(Cuz you're the one for me)]
[MICHAEL] (BRITNEY):
[The way you make me feel]
(The way you make me feel)
[(You really turn me on)]
(You really turn me on)
[(You knock me off of my feet darling)]
[Now baby, hee]
(You knock me off of my feet)
[(My lonely days are gone)]
(My lonely days are gone)
[MICHAEL] (BRITNEY):
[Ain't nobody's business]
[(Ain't nobody's business)]
[(Ain't nobody's business)]
[(Ain't nobody's business)]
[But mine and my baby]
[Hee, hee]
[Hee, hee, ooh]
MICHAEL:
Give it to me
Give me some time
Come on be my girl
I wanna be with mine
Ain't nobody's business
Ain't nobody's business
But mine and my baby's
Go on girl, owh
[MICHAEL] (BRITNEY):
[Oh]
[Ooh]
[Ooh]
(My lonely days are gone)
[Give it to me]
[Give me some time]
[Come on be my girl]
[I wanna be with mine]
[Ain't nobody's business]
[Ain't nobody's business]
[But mine and my baby's]
(Ooh)
[MICHAEL] (BRITNEY):
[Britney Spears, ladies and gentleman]
(Thank you)
[We love you]
(I love you too)
[God bless you
song performed by by Michael Jackson
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I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble.
quote by Britney Spears
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When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best.
quote by Britney Spears
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I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.
quote by Britney Spears
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I don't want to pierce anything. I think it's outdated. Belly rings and all are, like, old.
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If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.
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The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.
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Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
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