Holiday meals two
A woman in england is breeding mini pigs as pets
She might have some regrets.
My crabapples will have a mouth where to park
Pork so tender with meat white and dark.
Small indoor cookers will make such a come back
Mini chittilings will be just a new snack
Bagged al natural
Or bar-B-que flavored
Wont that be wild.
I like em hot
Some like em mild.
For a party of twenty
There will be plenty.
We will cook two or three
As directed.
The big bad wolf will be happy cause he has emphazima
Old Yeller could surley handle the rest.
Babe is at odds with no mini sheep to herd
So from him you will not even here one word.
Clinton upset cause not bred in Arkansas
But Hillary wants one real bad
To keep up with this latest pig fad.
Mini Razorback hogs
Will be the talk of the town.
We can train them like tunnel rats
To infiltrate Afganistans deep hidden caverns
For the pig is smarter than
Us drunkerds in most taverns.
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Peanut Butter Conspiracy
By: jimmy buffett
1973
Lookin back at my hard luck days
I really do have to laugh
Workin in a dive for twenty six dollars
Spendin it all on grass
We were hungry hard-luck heroes
Tryin just to stay alive
Wed go down to the corner grocery
This is how wed survive
Chorus:
Whos gonna steal the peanut butter
Ill get the can of sardines
Runnin up and down the aisle of the mini mart
Stickin food in our jeans
We never took more than we could eat
There was plenty left on the rack
We all swore if we ever got rich
We would pay the mini mart back
Yes sir! yes sir!
We would pay the mini mart back
It was a two man operation
Had it all down on a note
Ricky would watch that big round mirror
And Id fill up my coat
Then wed head for the check-out aisle
With a lemon and a bottle of beer
Into the car, got to make it on home
Suppertimes getting near
Chorus:
So whos gonna steal the peanut butter
Ill get the can of sardines
Runnin up and down the aisle of the mini mart
Stickin food in our jeans
Never took more than we could eat
There was plenty left on the rack
We all swore if we ever got rich
We would pay the mini mart back
Yes sir! yes sir!
We would pay the mini mart back
I guess every good picker has had some hard times
I sure had my share
Its really kinda funny to laugh at em now
But I dont want to go back there
So every now and then when Im in the grocery
Ill take a little but not much
cause you never know when those hard timesll hitcha
And I dont want to lose my touch
Chorus:
So whos gonna steal the peanut butter
Ill get the can of sardines
Runnin up and down the aisle of the mini mart
Stickin food in our jeans
We never took more than we could eat
There was plenty left on the rack
We all swore if we ever got rich
We would pay the mini mart back
Yes sir! yes sir!
We would pay the mini mart back
Yes sir, yes sir
We would pay the mini mart back
song performed by by Jimmy Buffett
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The Flasher
In she'd arrive at the supermarket
car park in her convertable Mini Moke.
Micro-mini-skirted and no panties.
Knickers, to the more refined?
She'd wait until she drew a crowd
of departing elderly, then with a
flurish she'd step out legs spread
wide - hiding nothing - showing
everything.
The ladies tut-tuted audibly, while
their husbands found it hard to push
a loaded shopping trolly with one hand.
.
poem by Jerry Hughes
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Rocking and Rolling
When I am rocking and rolling
I only remember you
When I am dancing and swinging
I only remember you
mini tini manimoo
mini tini manimoo
Come lets dance
Come romance
Come lets explore this crazy, crazy feeling
I have for you
When I am rocking and rolling
I only remember you
When I am dancing and swinging
I only remember you
mini tini manimoo
mini tini manimoo
Copyright 2005 - Sylvia Chidi
poem by Sylvia Chidi
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Eshal
MALACH OZER MOSIHYAH UMEGEN
MALACH OZER MOSIHYAH UMEGEN
HU LO YA'AZOV WELO YITOSH
BEHEN BAHASAD BARACHAMIM
ESHAL
ESHAL KAM AD TIKUN GAYEB MINI
ESHAL KAM AD TIKUN GAYEB MINI
ANA WAHEDI ANENI ANENI
ANA WAHEDI ANENI ANENI
Please God protect us and keep away the pain
Guard every moment with every breath we take
You know we sweat so hard for survival
Every night and every day
ESHAL
ESHAL stay with us tonight
To dance, not to fight
ESHAL stay with us tonight
To dance, not to fight
ANA WAHEDI ANENI ANENI
ANA WAHEDI ANENI ANENI
ESHAL KAM AD TIKUN GAYEB MINI
ESHAL KAM AD TIKUN GAYEB MINI
ANA WAHEDI ANENI ANENI
ANA WAHEDI ANENI ANENI
ESHAL
song performed by by Ofra Haza
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Racing
every day of my life I feel like Im in a race
with a mini and I’m the yearling
who keeps tripping, falling, or stumbling over life
but never giving up
for I shall win the race
I win when the mini gives up
but I keep on running and running
away away from something
that’s not there
but I keep running from life
life it’s self is what’s scaring me
for life it’s self is what we all should be scared of
cause life it’s self can and will
kill you
it’s the most dangerous obstacle you’ll ever face
cause winning the race is not what counts
what counts is living throw life
that is the real challenge
and
the real race you should be winning
poem by Mrs. Cynosure
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Galbi
OH OH GALBI... GALBI...
GALBI YA HEB IL HAWAH
LA TIM NA OU MINI
MIN FA'IN TARIQ AL MA'HIBAH
LA DACHIL GALBAK
You stole my heart
You stole my soul
You take my breath away
What can I do, what can I say
When you're so far away
OH OH GALBI
GALBI YA HEB IL HAWAH
LA TIM NA OU MINI
MAHAD BIGAY RAQSHABI
AL KASIWAH SINI
OH OH GALBI GALBI
YE YE YE GALBI GALBI
song performed by by Ofra Haza
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Choices
Leaders are guilty of nothing
They're perfectly insane
But if they'd point the finger at themselves
Who would be left to blame
Lead into grace
Lead to corruption
Ini-Mini-Miny-Mo
A truth or lie has to be spoken
Ini-Mini-Miny-Mo
King or con has to be chosen
Ini-Mini-Miny-Mo
Way of life complete or broken...broken
Choices
No more...choices
No more...choices
No more...choices
Leaders are guilty of nothing
They're perfectly insane
But if they'd point the finger at themselves
Who would be left to blame
Follow truth or stutter through a lie
Ini-Mini-Miny-Mo
Will to push or give up and fall behind
Ini-Mini-Miny-Mo
Live with peace or nurture your tragic life
Ini-Mini-Miny-Mo
Bite the bullet or swallow it whole
Leaders are guilty of nothing
They're perfectly insane
But if they'd point the finger at themselves
Who would be left to blame
Point the finger at yourself
There's no choice
Anymore anyway...
We don't have a choice
Anymore anyway
We don't have a voice
Anymore Anyway
There's no choice in freedom
There's no voice in freedom
We don't have a choice
Anymore anyway
We don't have a voice
Anymore anyway
There's no choice in freedom
There's no voice in freedom
Leaders are guilty of nothing
They're perfectly insane
But if they'd point the finger at themselves
Who would be left to blame
They're lost system of destruction
Flush all hope down the drain
But if they'd point the finger at themselves
Who is left to blame
Who is left to blame
We don't have a choice
Anymore anyway
We don't have a voice
Anymore anyway
There's no choice in freedom
There's no voice in freedom
We don't have a choice
Anymore anyway
We don't have a voice
Anymore anyway
There's no choice in freedom
There's no voice in freedom
We don't have a choice
Anymore anyway
We don't have a voice
Anymore anyway
We don't have a reason
Anymore anyway
We don't have control
Anymore anyway
We don't have opinions
Anymore anyway
There's no choice in freedom
There's no voice in freedom
Freedom, buy in
Freedom, sell out
Freedom, betray
Freedom, lay down
Freedom, corrupt
Freedom, opinion
Freedom, give up
Freedom, give in
song performed by by Mudvayne
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Sony Phone
Ring, ring, ring...
Hello, halo, hallow,
Hi, Ha, Hmmm,
I'm Sony Ericsson smartphone,
Xperia Mini Pro,
inspired by human curvature.
I'm a Typer,
I'm left-brained,
I like logic, structure, and analysis.
I'm a Toucher,
I'm right-brained,
Chaotic, I feel through things
The tang of sea air
Smell of freshly cut grass.
I'm a poet,
Imaginative, Intuitive
and inspirational.
Sony smartphone
designed for
Typer and toucher,
So whatever I do,
Xperia mini pro is
designed for you and me.
poem by Lawrence Hiung
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Mini Golf Conspiracy
A mini-golf conspiracy.
How many in your party-tee?
One.
One?
No group.
No group?
I saw your sign and walked on in.
Well, we fit solos in as best we can.
poem by Larry Hussey
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Even on a personal note, my dressing table downstairs is crowded with things, like a mini landscape. It's a city with buildings and towers and roads. There's a pool and a little park. When I move something around it becomes a different tableau.
quote by Tony Curtis
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That girl
That girl
with bangs on her hair
a pink headband, thick lips pure red,
curly hair, mini skirt, and bleached legs
as white as may sky,
the way she sits tells me
that she is a woman now
beautiful to be with
because of her
bad habits.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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One of the most fun inventions of my lifetime is the Mini.
quote by James Dyson
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I was just the perfect person to play the Mini-Me character.
quote by Verne Troyer
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Lego Poem
Let's build like high rated heroes
Let's construct intact with elevated egos
Let's build a house, a boat and a truck
Tick, tock - knock, knock
Lego is fun and it always rocks
Bricks and blocks
Doors without locks
Cars, ships, ports and docks
Tick, tock - knock, knock
With Lego we always build without, stones and rocks
Today or tomorrow, Girls and Boys
We can carefully configure these wonderful toys
With colourful bricks, mini-pieces and mini-figures
Lego is the way to follow
Build in groups or build solo
Friends, aunties, uncles and nieces
Assemble, break and reassemble pieces
Tick, tock - knock, knock - talk, talk
Lego, What do we have in stock?
Tick, tock - knock, knock - work, work
Lego, lets stop the cheap talk!
Let's all construct until we hit a stumbling block!
Copyright 2012 - Sylvia Lovina Chidi
poem by Sylvia Chidi
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Pigeons And The Woman With A Straw Hat
at the bus station
the white pigeons hover
on the morsels of bread
thrown by a brown boy
from a window
a woman with a straw hat
on mini skirt
long legged
short haired
steps out of the bus
carries a red bag
and slips away past the
merry eyes of
men
the boy's mother
closed the window
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Plat Form
Poor
Indian
People...
Sleeping
Be d...
Mini
Busness
Place...
poem by Otteri Selvakumar
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Mating Saliva
A girl in a green mini-
skirt, not very pretty, walks
down the street.
poem by Richard Brautigan
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For the Cricket with the One Broken Leg
Choked up
coming to tears
for the cricket with
the one broken leg
Stefan laid him to rest in the grass
a deep sigh, a hushed gasp
goodbye sable coated mini minstrel
thanks for the many songs shared
sound of jets salute overhead
ongoing journey of a soul
the night now silenced in mourning
poem by Gregory Allen Uhan
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The Mechanic
Jason Statham, Ben Foster, Donald Sutherland, Mini Anden, Tony Goldwyn
by Richard Wenk from The Mechanic (2011)
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The Truth In Your Words
Erstwhile and estranged
I know I'm one in a long chain
I came to get my mini-bike returned
Same old bad times
I know they're one in a long line
I came to get my mini-bike returned
And I know there's truth in your words
Buried inside of your words
Yeah I've learned a thing or two
From hard times spent with you
And I know there's truth in your words
Buried inside of your words
Yeah I've learned a thing or two
From hard times spent with you
song performed by by They Might Be Giants
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