The Love Guru
Mike Myers, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Kanye West, Justin Timberlake, Deepak Chopra, Rob Blake
from The Love Guru (2008)
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Jessica
When you walked into the room looking like jean harlow
Oh jessie, everyone looked at you, youre a lady
Though I know that youve been around the world
Maybe two or three times in your daddys pocket
Im gonna break that rich-bitch thing with you
Oh, jessica, youre a lady
If it takes all night youre gonna be nice
Oh, jessica, I think lady
That cold, hard front could melt like ice
Jessica, jessica, jessica, jessica
Cold like a killers eyes
Stay with me jessica
Youre a lady of the world, youve been to paris and london
But jessie, it doesnt mean a thing to you when youre lonely
Though youd have to have a heart of stone
To put me on my knees
I know you aint got it
Im gonna get to you no matter what you do
Oh, jessica, youre a lady
If it takes all night youre gonna be nice
Oh, jessica, I think lady
That cold, hard front could melt like ice
Jessica, jessica,
Jessica, jessica
Cold like a killers eyes
Stay with me jessica
Jessica, youre a lady
Jessica, youre a lady
Jessica, jessica, oh
Jessica, youre a lady
Take me home in your big black car
Oh jessica, I think lady
Youre not as hard as they think you are
Jessica, jessica, jessica, jessica
Fire up your cold heart
And stay with me, jessica
Stay with me, jessica
Stay with me, jessica
Jessica, youre a lady
Jessica, youre a lady
Jessica, jessica
song performed by by Rick Springfield
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All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
quote by Jessica Simpson
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Escape from Planet Earth
Brendan Fraser, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Alba, Ricky Gervais, Rob Corddry, Jonathan Morgan Heit, Sofia Vergara
from Escape from Planet Earth (2013)
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Zoolander 2
Olivia Munn, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Kristen Wiig, Ben Stiller, Penelope Cruz, Owen Wilson, Kim Kardashian West, Billy Zane, Justin Bieber, Kanye West
by Justin Theroux from Zoolander 2 (2016)
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I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.
quote by Jessica Alba
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Jessica
He used to walk with jessica
Down to the diner
Theyd sit and talk for hours
About nothin in particular
Just bullshit the time away
Thats what she used to say
Shed wrinkle her nose when she said it
Thats how you know she meant it
Jessica
Jessica
Shed call him at nine a.m.
To see how sleep had been treatin him
And though they were never lovers
They were soulmates under cover
Theyd drink beer and sit around
Or just sit still and not make a sound
And he would shudder to think
Of what life would be like
Without his best friend -slash- shrink
Jessica
Bridge:
Shes an angel at his table
Forced to feel but not to see
Blinded by her absence
Haunted by her memory
If only you were able to see the angel at your table
He got a phone call
From her mother
He said, yeah, right stop kidding around.
He felt his heart fall to the ground
Since then everyday
Seems to feel like winter
Everything is colorless
As he cant see it with her
Jessica
Jessica
He could easily have been with her
Driving home in the car
It was her birthday
Its sick how things work out that way
Now at night when he sleeps
A watch over him she keeps
She whispers in his ear
For his heart to hear
Jessica
Jessica
Its amazing how a soul can leave
Suddenly from a body
Rendering it useless
And stealing its desire to breathe
One moment here then gone
With no forwarding address
Love no longer has a house
Residence in flesh
Religion without a temple
No place to take your worship to
No God for the eyes to see
No fruit to lay at the feet
Of jessica
Jessica
If only you were able to see
The angel at your table
Then youd understand why
You never got to say goodbye
To jessica
Theres no such word as goodbye
For jessica
Shes always standing by
Jessica
Transcribed by james reach
song performed by by Jewel
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My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.
quote by Jessica Alba
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I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.
quote by Jessica Alba
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Jessica The Designer
Jessica who has a quick mind,
helped me re-write Unfreezing Prince Emeray
with words that did not need to rhyme.
Yes, Jessica made my book into a story tale,
her words made it turn out more than just well.
Book was originally written as a play,
she helped redesign the interior to make it
a great celebration for Sarah Star's birthday.
Jessica now lives in the far west,
Thanks Jessica for making
Unfreezing Prince Emeray the best.
Also Very Happy Valentine to you and your family,
many thanks also from Sarah, Emeray and Melodie.
Written by Suzae Chevalier on February 14,2012
poem by Suzae Chevalier
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I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.
quote by Jessica Alba
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Little Fockers [Kevin Meets Andi at the Hospital]
Owen Wilson, Jessica Alba, Ben Stiller
by John Hamburg from Little Fockers (2010)
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Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.
quote by Jessica Alba
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Sin City: A Dame to Kill For [Crazy]
Jessica Alba, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke
from Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
quote by Jessica Simpson
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The Eye
Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola, Parker Posey, Rade Serbedzija, Fernanda Romero
from The Eye (2008)
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There's no such thing as a perfect guy. I think it would be strange if somebody was absolutely everything you always wanted, because then there'd be no challenge. Also, you'd feel inferior.
quote by Jessica Alba
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Machete
Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan
from Machete (2010)
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The Killer Inside Me
Casey Affleck, Kate Hudson, Jessica Alba, Ned Beatty, Elias Koteas
from The Killer Inside Me (2010)
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I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
quote by Jessica Simpson
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Am I eating chicken or tuna?
quote by Jessica Simpson
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