I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
quote by Joe E. Lewis
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When I played Dean Martin, he was dead when we made the movie but there would have been nothing better than to spend a week with Dean Martin if I could have.
quote by Joe Mantegna
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
quote by Dean Martin
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When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
quote by Red Buttons
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
quote by Dean Martin
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Dean Martin is one of my heroes.
quote by Joe Mantegna
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
quote by Dean Martin
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
quote by Dean Martin
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I always watch Dean Martin's show... just to see if he falls down.
quote by James Stewart
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I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
quote by Dean Martin
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I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
quote by Dean Martin
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A man should be rugged like Steve McQueen; the way he stands, like he's ready for something. Or he should be a man of the world like Dean Martin.
quote by Maureen McCormick
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Around 5th and 6th grade I thought Dean Martin was the coolest guy in the world; he was a great singer, had his own television show and acted in movies.
quote by Peter Gallagher
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There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
quote by Dean Martin
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The original Dean Martin Comedy Hour handed me some hysterical sketches. I've got highlights on tons of these variety shows, given to me by their great writers. I'd love to be doing all that again.
quote by Ruth Buzzi
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Picasso's Last Words (Drink To Me)
The Grand Old Painter Died Last Night
His Paintings On The Wall
Before He Went He Bade Us Well
And Said Goodnight To Us All.
Drink To Me, Drink To My Health
You Know I Can't Drink Any More
Drink To Me, Drink To My Health
You Know I Can't Drink Any More
3 O'clock In The Morning
I'm Getting Ready For Bed
It Came Without A Warning
But I'll Be Waiting For You Baby
I'll Be Waiting For You There
So Drink To Me Drink To My Health
You Know I Can't Drink Any More
Drink To Me Drink To My Health
You Know I Can't Drink Any More
Jet... Drink To Me
Drink To Me... Ho Hey Ho
song performed by by Paul McCartney
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Dean Keen
When Lichtenwalner was the dean
Oft around him someone was seen,
Who,though a generation younger,
Had obviously planned ahead longer,
For he failed not him to imitate
With his pipe, his gesture and his gait,
And ask the questions whose answers
Were the dean's ego enhancers.
Today that someone is the dean
Oft next to the president seen,
And no doubt in a generation
He would reach his next destination.
poem by Boghos L. Artinian
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In an attempt to amuse my friends and family, I would do impressions of Dean Martin, singing Everybody Loves Somebody. I secretly really enjoyed singing the song.
quote by Peter Gallagher
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Picassos Last Words
The grand old painter died last night
His paintings on the wall
Before he went he bade us well
And said goodnight to us all.
Drink to me, drink to my health
You know I cant drink any more
Drink to me, drink to my health
You know I cant drink any more
3 oclock in the morning
Im getting ready for bed
It came without a warning
But Ill be waiting for you baby
Ill be waiting for you there
So drink to me drink to my health
You know I cant drink any more
Drink to me drink to my health
You know I cant drink any more
French interlude
Temp change
Jet... drink to me
Drunken chorus
French (tempo) drink to me... ho hey ho
song performed by by Paul McCartney
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Dean
Asif Ali, Jesaiah Baer, Kathrine Barnes, Kate Berlant, Edward G. Betlow, Steven Bono Jr., Leanne Cabrera, Camille Chen, Lila Claghorn
by Demetri Martin from Dean (2016)
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The Hunter's Prayer
Sam Worthington, Martin Compston, Odeya Rush, Veronica Echegui, Amy Landecker, Allen Leech, Katia Bokor, Dean S. Jagger, Sameera Rock
by Paul Leyden from The Hunter's Prayer (2017)
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