A Cinderella Story: If the Shoe Fits
Sofia Carson, Jennifer Tilly, David Ury, Thomas Law, Samantha Willoughby, Christie Peruso
by Elena Song from A Cinderella Story: If the Shoe Fits (2016)

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Sathington Willoughby
We are gathered here
Today in these majestic
Halls of old to honor
A man they call
Sathington willoughby.
Theres a joke or two,
A pun or three
I feel that must be
Told then I go on to
Speak of sathington willoughby.
Sathington willoughby
The legislator that
Penned us up a bill
That banned the use
Of certain things like this and that.
song performed by by Primus

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Samantha
One night in a cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall
As I crept the passages
Only just but faint
In and out of the central heating
It came and then went
Samantha, samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh samantha dear
But ooh, she slept on
Well Ive itched a thousand itches
But this one tops them all
While crouched down with an ear to the ground
I saw the call
Springing up in disbelief
The supension spilt
And peering in a bathroom mirror
Hung the men with guilt
Samantha, samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh samantha dear
But ooh, she slept on
One night in a cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall
Samantha, samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh samantha dear
But
Samantha, samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh samantha dear
But
There were all sorts of funny faces
Being pulled
But mine was the funniest face
Samantha, samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh samantha dear
But ooh, she slept on
song performed by by Madness

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Everybody knows that love goes away.
quote by Jennifer Tilly

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The Three Stooges
Sean Hayes, Chris Diamantopoulos, Will Sasso, Sofia Vergara, Jane Lynch, Larry David, Jennifer Hudson, Craig Bierko, Stephen Collins, Jenni Farley, Robert Capron
from The Three Stooges (2012)

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I would rather be loved by somebody who respected me.
quote by Jennifer Tilly

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If I was like some of the characters I played, I'd probably be dead by now.
quote by Jennifer Tilly

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I still haven't made a film that defines who I am.
quote by Jennifer Tilly

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If you have Julia Roberts in a movie you're never really afraid for her because you know she's not going to die.
quote by Jennifer Tilly

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Don't point out your flaws, because the world is not as sympathetic and nurturing as you think.
quote by Jennifer Tilly

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Jennifer Ever
She always waits for someone
Someone who'll never leave
Reveiling her decision
Her arms cover me
My couple, no one
To anyone believe
She always waits for someone
Someone, someone just like me
Jennifer
Jennifer Ever
Jennifer
Jennifer always tells me
Please don't be afraid
I just want to hold you
I only want you to stay
My couple, no one
To anyone believe
She always waits for someone
Someone, someone just like me
Jennifer
Jennifer Ever
Jennifer
Jennifer
Jennifer Ever
Jennifer
My couple, no one
To anyone believe
She always waits for someone
Someone, someone just like me
Jennifer
Jennifer Ever
Jennifer
song performed by by Smashing Pumpkins

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Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie
Gwendoline Christie, Cara Delevingne, Jon Hamm, Rebel Wilson, Joan Collins, Kim Kardashian, Joanna Lumley, Jennifer Saunders, Julia Sawalha, Celia Imrie
by Jennifer Saunders from Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie (2016)

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Everyone said that if you want to be a real actor, go to New York. If you want to sell out, go to LA. And I thought - I want to sell out!
quote by Jennifer Tilly

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I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said how much they loved the show as they were writing me up; meanwhile my insurance went through the roof.
quote by Jennifer Tilly

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The Secret Lives of Dorks
Gaelan Connell, Charlie Stewart, Vanessa Marano, Beau Mirchoff, Riley Voelkel, James Belushi, Mark Daugherty, Tyler Steelman, Jennifer Tilly
from The Secret Lives of Dorks (2013)

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Cult of Chucky
Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Fiona Dourif, Alex Vincent, Elisabeth Rosen, Michael Therriault, Summer H. Howell, Grace Lynn Kung
by Don Mancini from Cult of Chucky (2017)

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The Emoji Movie
Anna Faris, T.J. Miller, Sofia Vergara, Patrick Stewart, Jennifer Coolidge, James Corden, Christina Aguilera, Maya Rudolph, Jake T. Austin
from The Emoji Movie (2017)

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The Burning Question
We have a Vicar from the south
Who preaches with his mouth
His sermon for the Day
Was to make the people stay
The darkness was too much
But being a Vicar that was silly
He burnt his hand on the tilly
By Derek Lewry aka Papa Bear
25 May 2008
Note: This poem was written about an incident that happened to me on Sunday by the Mayor of the Western Town I belong to, Papa Bear (Derek Lewery) .
I was lighting a Tilly lamp to lighten up my church as we have no electricity. The lamp went out and when I tried to relight it, the lamp looked like it was going to topple over so I reached to steady it and burnt the palm of my left hand. Instead of seeing the light I felt the pain. I did the service with my hand wrapped in a cold wet towel.
Please leave a comment on passing as all your comments will be passed on to Papa Bear.
David
poem by David Harris

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Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.
quote by Carson Daly

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It's a job - someone's gotta kiss Jennifer Aniston. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.
quote by David Schwimmer

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Goodbye Sam Hello Samantha
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
Sam, I'm leavin' the gang
so don't come around for me on Sunday.
Joe, I want you to know
I'll have to skip the game on Monday.
Had a whole lot of fun
but now the time has come
I need the sweet touch of a woman's love.
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
goodbye Joe hello Joanne.
suddenly need a new kind of company
someone to love me.
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
goodbye Lou hello Louise.
From today there'll be new games
for me to play
So good luck and goodbye Sam.
Guys you ought-a get wise
there's more to the world than pool and fishin'.
easy ridin' is fine
but look around see what you're missin'.
girls are waitin' in line
and now has come the time
I'm goin' out and I'm gonna get me some.
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
goodbye Joe hello Joanne.
suddenly need a new kind of company
someone to love me.
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
goodbye Lou hello Louise.
From today there'll be new games
for me to play
So good luck and goodbye Sam.
song performed by by Cliff Richard

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