
It's a job - someone's gotta kiss Jennifer Aniston. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.
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The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.
quote by David Schwimmer

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Jennifer Ever
She always waits for someone
Someone who'll never leave
Reveiling her decision
Her arms cover me
My couple, no one
To anyone believe
She always waits for someone
Someone, someone just like me
Jennifer
Jennifer Ever
Jennifer
Jennifer always tells me
Please don't be afraid
I just want to hold you
I only want you to stay
My couple, no one
To anyone believe
She always waits for someone
Someone, someone just like me
Jennifer
Jennifer Ever
Jennifer
Jennifer
Jennifer Ever
Jennifer
My couple, no one
To anyone believe
She always waits for someone
Someone, someone just like me
Jennifer
Jennifer Ever
Jennifer
song performed by by Smashing Pumpkins

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All I Have (feat. Jennifer Lopez)
(LL Cool J)
Baby, don't go... Baby, don't go...
Baby, dont go... Baby, don't go...
Baby, don't go... Baby, don't go...
(Jennifer)
Ooh... Yeah... Yeah... Yeah...
(Jennifer)
It's such a shame but I'm leaving
Can't take the way you're mistreating me
And it's crazy, but oh baby
It don't matter, whatever
Don't phase me
(LL Cool J)
I don't believe you wanna leave like this
I don't believe I just had my last real kiss
I do believe we'll laugh and reminisce
Wait a minute, don't bounce baby,
let's talk about this, man...
(Jennifer)
Well I'm bouncin' and I'm out son
I gotta leave you alone
'Cause I'm good
Holdin' down my spot
And I'm good
Reppin' the girls on the block
And I'm good
I got this thing on lock
So without me you'll be fine - right
(Jennifer)
All my pride is all I have
(LL Cool J)
Pride is what you had, baby girl I'm what you have
(Jennifer)
You'll be needing me but too bad
(LL Cool J)
Be easy, don't make decisions while you're mad
(Jennifer)
The path you chose to run alone
(LL Cool J)
I know you're independent, you can make it on your own
(Jennifer)
Here with me you had a home, oh yeah...
(LL Cool J)
But time is of the essence, why spend it alone
(Jennifer)
The nights I waited up for you
Promises you made about coming through
So much time you wasted
That's why I had to replace you
(LL Cool J)
It makes a cat nervous, the thought of settling down
Especially me, I was creepin' all over town
Thought my tender touch could lock you down
I knew I had you, as cocky as it sounds
The way you used to giggle right before I put it down
It's better when you're angry, come here I'll prove it now (come here)
(Jennifer)
Stop playing
You gaming
I gotta leave you alone
'Cause I'm good
Holdin' down my spot
And I'm good
Reppin' the girls on the block
And I'm good
I got this thing on lock
So without me you'll be fine - right
(Jennifer)
All my pride is all I have
(LL Cool J)
Pride is what you had, baby girl I'm what you have
(Jennifer)
You'll be needing me but too bad
(LL Cool J)
Be easy, don't make decisions while you're mad
(Jennifer)
The path you chose to run alone
(LL Cool J)
I know you're independent, you can make it on your own
(Jennifer)
Here with me you had a home, oh yeah...
(LL Cool J)
But time is of the essence, why spend it alone
(LL Cool J)
People make mistakes to make up, to break up, to wake up
Cold and lonely, chill baby, you know me
You love me, I'm like your homie
Instead of beefin', come hold me
I promise I'm not a phony
Don't bounce baby, console me
Come here
(Jennifer)
Ain't nothing you can say to me
That can change my mind
I gotta let you go now
And nothing will ever be the same
So just be on your way
Go head and do your thing now
And there's no more to explain to me, ya know
I know your game, I'm not feeling what you do
So I'm bouncing and I'm out son
I gotta leave you alone
Yeah, yeah...
(Jennifer)
All my pride is all I have
(LL Cool J)
Pride is what you had, baby girl I'm what you have
(Jennifer)
You'll be needing me but too bad
(LL Cool J)
Be easy, don't make decisions while you're mad
(Jennifer)
The path you chose to run alone
(LL Cool J)
I know you're independent, you can make it on your own
(Jennifer)
Here with me you had a home, oh yeah...
(LL Cool J)
But time is of the essence, why spend it alone
(Jennifer)
All my pride is all I have
(LL Cool J)
Pride is what you had, baby girl I'm what you have
(Jennifer)
You'll be needing me but too bad
(LL Cool J)
Be easy, don't make decisions while you're mad
(Jennifer)
The path you chose to run alone
(LL Cool J)
I know you're independent, you can make it on your own
(Jennifer)
Here with me you had a home, oh yeah...
(LL Cool J)
But time is of the essence, why spend it alone
song performed by by LL Cool J

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I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself on a magazine cover I don't see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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She's Funny That Way
Jennifer Aniston, Quentin Tarantino, Imogen Poots, Lucy Punch, Kathryn Hahn, Owen Wilson, Jennifer Esposito, Rhys Ifans, Debi Mazar, Will Forte, Cybill Shepherd, Tatum O'Neal
from She's Funny That Way (2015)

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She's Funny That Way [trailer 2]
Jennifer Aniston, Quentin Tarantino, Imogen Poots, Lucy Punch, Kathryn Hahn, Owen Wilson, Jennifer Esposito, Rhys Ifans, Debi Mazar, Will Forte, Cybill Shepherd, Tatum O'Neal
from She's Funny That Way (2015)

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Jennifer Eccles
White chalk, written on red brick
Our love, told in a heart
It's there, drawn in the playground
Love, kiss, hate or adore
I love Jennifer Eccles
And i know that she loves me
I love Jennifer Eccles.
And i know - she loves me.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
I used to carry her satchels.
She used to walk by my side.
But when we got to her doorstep
her dad wouldn't let me inside
One Monday morning, found out I'd made the grade.
Started me thinking that maybe she done the same?
I hope that Jennifer Eccles is going to follow me there.
Our love is bound to continue.
Love, kiss, hate or adore.
I love Jennifer Eccles
I know that she loves me
I love Jennifer Eccles.
And i know that she loves me
song performed by by Eels

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Jennifer Ecles
White chalk, written on red brick
Our love, told in a heart
Its there, drawn in the playground
Love, kiss, hate or adore
I love jennifer eccles
I know that she loves me
I love jennifer eccles.
I know that she loves me.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
I used to carry her satchels.
She used to walk by my side.
But when we got to her doorstep
Her dad wouldnt let me inside
One monday morning, found out Id made the grade.
Started me thinking that maybe she done the same?
I hope jennifer eccles is going to follow me there.
Our love is bound to continue.
Love, kiss, hate or adore.
I love jennifer eccles
I know that she loves me
I love jennifer eccles.
I know that she loves me.
song performed by by Eels

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Where would you be without friends? The people to pick you up when you need lifting? We come from homes far from perfect, so you end up almost parent and sibling to your friends - your own chosen family. There's nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend. Nothing.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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Gotta Go Home
Headin for the islands
Were ready man and packed to go
When we hit those islands
Theres gonna be a big hello
Diggin all the sunshine
Its easy not to say goodbye
Bye bye bye
Headin for the islands
Heyeah, were really flyin high
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home
Walkin down the beaches
Tomorrow mornin well be there
Golden sandy beaches
Say, I can smell the breezy air
One more celebration
And then were ready for goodbye
Bye, bye,bye
Walkin down the beaches
Heyeah, were really flyin high
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home
...
Going back home
Going back home
Going back home
Going back home
...
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home, home, home
Gotta go home
song performed by by Boney M.

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We're all with Friends until Friends dies. If one of us goes, we all go. One of us wouldn't leave. It wouldn't be the show it is without each of us.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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Ready to Go Home
I am ready to go home,
Home where I belong,
Home where I need to be,
My home sweet home,
Where my heart is,
Home where everything will be okay,
My home where my dad is,
Where he will be waiting for me,
Waiting till the end,
Ready to go home,
Into his arms,
Knowing where everything will be safe again.
poem by Jennifer Rondeau

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Don't rely on men but don't shun them either.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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In a man, I look for a friend, someone who's equal, with whom I'm comfortable.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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Really try to follow what it is that you want to do and what your heart is telling you to do.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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I don't have a religion. I believe in a God. I don't know what it looks like but it's MY god. My own interpretation of the supernatural.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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There are no regrets in life, just lessons.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy.
quote by Jennifer Aniston

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