I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
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I watch a lot of hockey. There are some good hockey players and there are some awfully stupid hockey players.
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A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
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My message to the kids and our fans is hockey's a great game. There's a lot of hockey being played at all levels. Get involved, do it. We will be back and we will be back better than ever and hopefully as soon as possible. Don't give up on the game. It's too good.
quote by Gary Bettman

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Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here - nobody. I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to see the disinterest in the game here with the kids.
quote by Bobby Hull

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I am like the Jack Nicholson of the Kings - every single game. If there was a game tonight I wouldn't be here. I used to play hockey. That was my original thing. My first thing, I wanted to play professional hockey.
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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
quote by Sarah Palin

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Probably the biggest thing that surprises people is that I am obsessed with hockey. I grew up in the Boston area so I am obsessed with hockey since I was a little kid.
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Sometimes guys need to cry. Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.
quote by Brett Hull

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Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
quote by Pierre Trudeau

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It's only 60,000. It's not a big town. It's a big hockey town. Everybody plays hockey when you grow up.
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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
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Right now I like baseball, hockey and tennis players. And horseback riders.
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Alphabet poem - Sport
Air Ball!
Backflip
Cartwheel
Dancing
Equestria n
Flying
Gymnastics
Hockey
Ice Hockey
Javilan
Kicking
Long Jump
Manager
Nailed
Olympics
Practise
Quick
Running
Soccer
Tickets
Unco ordinated
Volleyball
Wet
XXXX bitter
Your Team
Zetland Magpies
poem by Daniel Sokol

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My job is to suggest and ratify and use any expertise that I might have gained over the 23 years in professional hockey to make our game a better game.
quote by Bobby Hull

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
quote by Rodney Dangerfield

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I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles.
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Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.
quote by Jamie Farr

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It was a fun ride. I've enjoyed my time on the ice and I've enjoyed more and more people getting interested in the game of hockey.
quote by Ron Francis

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Sew Who Needs Who
You're a needling....me
like a sewing machine
I'm in stitches over you
If I wanted to be nagged
I'd clothe in leather...dragged
Don't look at my unbridled soul
Will horseshoes bring us luck?
More likely hockey falls on us
while we're chasing one good puck
I tried to slightly sew this up
in a rags to riches way
but the rags were hags
the britches were bitches
no matter what I say
poem by Boink Boink

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