I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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