Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
quote by Ashlee Simpson
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I have to be with someone who is very driven. When they're not, it becomes difficult. In a lot of relationships, you get in and spend every waking moment with that person. But I've figured out that the healthiest relationship is when you each have your own life, but you meet at a nice point in the middle. You want to have your life, and you want him to have his life. End of story.
quote by Hayden Panettiere
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It Takes Two
This is the woman that i married:
She always distance herself from me and,
Expected to become pregnant.
This is the woman that you married:
She always distance herself from you and,
Expected to become pregnant.
But how can she become pregnant without the sperms?
She needs to be closer always than ever,
She needs to meke love for her to become pregnant,
For it takes two to plant the seed and water the seed.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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Inside Sing Sing With Mandy Cupcakes
Inside sing sing with Mandy Cupcakes
(called honey)
Her iced buns and sweet slices used to rake in the money
Then one day in June that was particularly sunny
She decided to kill off her daddy and mummy and sandy her bunny
After a long day in detention stuck in the refectory
Where she watched Ada the cook knock up a confectionary
Giant cupcake that rose to the ceiling
Showered in chocolate that sent Mandy's heart reeling
Armed with the cakes plus a nasty suprise
She pushed in some stardust cocaine and gin
Which she swapped for a doughnut with a deliquent called JIM
Then feeling frustrated by being kept in
She fed her parents the cake with some tea
Until they collapsed senseless before the T.V
Then cupcakes when missing to cook up more cakes
And knocked off a choir and a whole village fete
And it was no suprise that her cakes won first prize
But no one was left to present her the prize
When the cops arrived they could not believe their eyes
Mandy lay weeping overcome by great grief
But a homicidal urge made her suddenly squeak
As she held out a cupcake in the palm of her hand
'You must be famished do you want some thing to eat'
The sergeant declined, but had a quick peek
Then took Mandy to prison in sing sing she stays
And dreams of dark cupcakes laced with deadly nightshade!
poem by Yvette Smith
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You know, being a test pilot isn't always the healthiest business in the world.
quote by Alan Shepard
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Expariate
Privacy,
To ensure;
Expatriate,
To move out;
Indicates,
With frantic efforts!
For the female teacher is now pregnant;
But, this restricted enclave is for the best interest of your love.
Required to pay,
Under it;
Aside,
For the past seventy years! !
And like the muse of your love today;
But the female teacher is now pregnant.
The base,
Operating at the paste of your love;
The figure,
Worked out daily to enhance your name! !
But the female teacher is now pregnant.
Detected,
Explained,
Arrived;
And like the muse of your love after this discovery! !
For, the female teacher is now pregnant.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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Knowing that we can be loved exactly as we are gives us all the best opportunity for growing into the healthiest of people.
quote by Fred Rogers
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
quote by Dave Attell
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Nothing Nibbled Is Permanent
Live as if life is meant to give.
And...
That life we all have has 'already' been given.
Take as if rewarded for deeds achieved.
And...
Pleased with a life lived is guaranteed.
However...
One breathing daily the breath of life,
Seeking the fulfillment of promises others make...
May become disappointed by the length of the wait,
As frustrations become more the experience...
Of one's delayed expectation.
And,
Unfortunately...
For those living like this,
A complaint department does not exist!
So...
Live as if life is meant to give.
And...
That life we all have has 'already' been given.
Just know this...
Those prepared to taste the texture of cupcakes,
May have to settle for sour lemondrops as a replacement...
Now and then!
Remember...
Nothing nibbled is permanent.
Whether enjoyed or not!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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A pregnant woman is not afraid if you threaten her with what you made her pregnant with.
There was something to me that was really compelling about that woman, already knowing she couldn't get pregnant. When I made that movie I was maybe 24, and to be 24 and already know you can't get pregnant, that was really interesting to me.
quote by Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Powerless
What rules my heart?
Certainly not I.
I don't have that power
or know just why
it is given to something
that I can't control.
I guess that it is
simply not my role.
I've tried to rule it
but don't have the power.
It has a life of its own
like the healthiest flower
that blooms come rain or shine.
And I seem to be powerless
when it comes to this
heart of mine.
poem by Edwina Reizer
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She who is pregnant, is pregnant-even though she wrap herself in an 'mkaja'.
Our goal is to make Maine the healthiest state in the nation and reduce our overall health care costs.
quote by John Baldacci
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It is true that the movie is perhaps my most politically-charged. The story is thrust into motion by the idea of what do you do when your 13 year old daughter comes home pregnant. And not only is she pregnant, but she wants to keep the baby.
quote by Todd Solondz
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I didn't want to play these people any more songs and have them say that they weren't good enough. So my response was to just not be able to write anymore. I know that's not the healthiest of responses.
quote by Aimee Mann
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Medicare and Social Security have created the healthiest and most financially secure generation of senior citizens in American history.
I think it affected me physically and emotionally, yes. I did have my ups and downs, but I actually had more ups and downs after the shots were finished and she was pregnant because of the reality of being pregnant with twins.
quote by Cheryl Tiegs
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It was weird because I was pregnant, throughout that so it was weird being a pregnant witch. I was in a really bad mood but luckily, because I sleep with the director, he just sort of scheduled me so I only had to do it two nights.
quote by Helena Bonham Carter
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If I say, it is pregnant, If I do not say, it is not pregnant.
The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort.
quote by Colin Powell
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