It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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What is the world coming to?
quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.
quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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Ozzy Osborne
Ozzy was in Black Sabbath at the concert I saw,
he put on a show that in the raw.
Flying black bat at Ozzy's show
stage alit, lights aglow.
Ozzy's eyes stare at bat,
Ozzy decides to munch on that.
Then Ozzy sings at the top of his lungs.
It was a great show I had a lot of fun.
Lighter lit up everywhere,
pot smoke lingered in the air.
Everyone high and feeling fine,
I left my chair and went to see Ozzy closer this time.
This was a great show, very sublime.
poem by Suzae Chevalier
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I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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I want it to be remembered that Ozzy was the first celebrity who was brave enough to open up his private life to the public. He was the first.
quote by Sharon Osbourne
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I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol.
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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Changes
I feel unhappy
I feel so sad
I lost the best friend
That I ever had
She was my woman
I loved her so
But it's too late now
I've let her go
I'm going through changes
I'm going through changes
We shared the eve's
We shared each day
In love together
We found a way
But soon the world
Had its evil way
My heart was blinded
Love went astray
I'm going through changes
I'm going through changes
It took so long
To realize
That I can still hear
Her last goodbyes
Now all my days
Are filled with tears
Wish I could go back
And change these years
I'm going through changes
I'm going through changes
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We hope to come back.
God bless you all
( -- Long live THE king Ozzy
song performed by by Ozzy Osbourne
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Changes
[Kelly:]
I feel unhappy
I am so sad
I lost the best friend
That I've ever had
[Ozzy:]
She is my baby
I love her so
But it's too late now
I've let her go
[Both:]
We're going through changes (ohh - [chorus])
We're going through changes (ahh - [chorus])
[Kelly:]
We've shared the years
We've shared each day
I love you daddy
But I found my way
[Ozzy:]
You know the world
Is an evil place
My baby is grown now
She's found her way
[Both:]
(ohh ahh - [Chorus])
We're going through changes (ohh - [chorus])
We're going through changes (ohh - [chorus])
(ahh - [Chorus])
[Kelly:]
It took so long
To realize
I can still hear
His last goodbyes
[Ozzy:]
Now all my days
I'm filled in fears
Wish I could go back
And change the years
[Both:]
We're going through changes
We're going through changes (changes - [Chorus])
We're going through... Changes
[Both:]
Changes
Changes
Changes...
song performed by by Kelly Osbourne
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Sex & The Church
Though the idea of compassion
Is said to be
The union of christ
And his bride, the christian
Its all very puzzling
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
And the church
And the church
All the great mystic religions
Put strong emphasis, on
Redeame this spiritual qualities
Of sex of sex
Chrstianity
Has been pretty modern
About sex
Of sex of sex of sex of sex
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex sex
I think there is a union
Between the flesh and the spirit
Its sex and the church
Sex and the church
All religions mother
Give me youre freedom of spirit
And the joys of the flesh
Of sex sex sex and the church
Give me youre freedom of spirit
And the joys of the flesh
Of sex sex sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
And the church
And the church
Sex sex
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex sex
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
And the church
And the church
Sex sex
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex sex
Sex
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex and the church
Sex sex
song performed by by David Bowie
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Some Have Steeples. Some Don't
What do I think of church?
'Yes! '
Church?
Like in 'church' church?
'Yes! '
Well...
Some have steeples.
Some don't.
Some have people.
Some wont.
Some are religiously political.
And some are politically religious.
My vehicle is my church.
And that's all I care about.
'Oh?
So your 'car' is your church? '
Oh.
No no!
My 'body' is my church.
It is my sanctuary.
Now...
Keep in mind,
I am not devoted to keep it as pure,
As it should be.
But I do the best I can,
Not to be led away by temptation.
But everyday I pray to be forgiven,
Of those 'sins' I know I should not enjoy!
However...
You can find me anytime,
Self righteously defending...
My point of view.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Ozzy has dyslexia.
quote by Zakk Wylde
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N. I. B.
Written by ozzy osbourne, bill ward, geezer butler and tony iommi (black sabbath)
Oh yeah!
Some people say my love cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and Ill show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal
Oh yeah!
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way Im going to feel
Im going to feel
Im going to feel
Oh yeah!
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
My name is lucifer, please take my hand
Oh yeah!
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way Im going to feel
Im going to feel
Im going to feel
Oh yeah!
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
My name is lucifer, please take my hand
song performed by by Ugly Kid Joe
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