You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.
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Housework
Wave goodbye from out of the window
Good-no trouble starting the car
Time for just one more cup of coffee
You know the housework won't wait
Where to start now? - time to get going
The housework keeps you feeling alive
Clear the plates and wash up the dishes
RRR! - Let's go - now the bedroom
Make the bed and fluff up the pillows
The housework makes you happy
Shake the rug and open the windows
The housework keeps you feeling alive
Close the drawers and tidy the closet
The housework keeps you going
Throw the dirty clothes in the hamper
RRR! - Let's go - looking better
RRR! - Let's go - get the vacuum
Round the carpets under the table
The housework makes you happy
Dust the shelves and polish the glass-ware
The housework keeps you feeling alive
Make some lunch and take out the garbage
The housework keeps you going
Pay the bills and get the dry-cleaning
RRR! - Let's go - time for shopping
Bread and milk and plenty of groceries
The housework makes you happy
Get some cash out of the dispenser
The housework keeps you feeling alive
Don't forget to stock up the freezer
The housework keeps you going
Get some wine for later this evening
Home by five! - how the kitchen
RRR! - Let's go - make the dinner
Get the roast into the oven
The housework makes you happy
Peel the veg and then set the table
The housework keeps you feeling alive
Freshen up and put on some music
The housework got your dancing
Light the candles - there goes the doorbell
RRR! - she's home - perfect timing!
Welcome back, dear - how did your day go?
The housework's nearly over
How about
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Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
quote by Erma Bombeck
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
quote by Phyllis Diller
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard.
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
quote by Heloise Cruse
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
quote by Quentin Crisp
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Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.
quote by Ann Oakley
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When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
quote by Katharine Whitehorn
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
quote by Joan Rivers
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I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.
quote by Siobhan Fahey
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And, over the last thirty years we have seen men's participation in both housework and childcare has increased and women's have stayed at about the same.
quote by James Levine
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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.
quote by Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they expected me to stay at home and look after my younger siblings and do the housework.
quote by Sara Paretsky
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Stewart
Kindly use it and let me be free,
For it would make me glad after knowing your muse;
And like my housework chores being guided by Stewart.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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Composing a piece of music is very feminine. It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative. By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine.
quote by Barbara Kolb
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If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.
quote by Joyce Carol Oates
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
quote by Erma Bombeck
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Housework is a breeze. Cooking is a pleasant diversion. Putting up a retaining wall is a lark. But teaching is like climbing a mountain.
quote by Fawn M. Brodie
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