The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Walking isn't a lost art -- one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.