Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
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And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about silicone breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. In fact, there's no science that shows that silicone breast implants are detrimental and, in fact, they make you healthier.
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Ladies First
Pamela Purse yelled, 'Ladies first,'
Pushing in front of the ice cream line.
Pamela Purse yelled, 'Ladies first,'
Grabbing the ketchup at dinnertime.
Climbing on the morning bus
She'd shove right by all of us
And there'd be a tiff or a fight or a fuss
When Pamela Purse yelled, 'Ladies first.'
Pamela Purse screamed, 'Ladies first,'
When we went off on our jungle trip.
Pamela Purse said her thirst was worse
And guzzled our water, every sip.
And when we got grabbed by that wild savage band,
Who tied us together and made us all stand
In a long line in front of the King of the land-
A cannibal known as Fry-'Em-Up Dan,
Who sat on his throne in a bib so grand
With a lick of his lips and a fork in his hand,
As he tried to decide who'd be first in the pan-
From back of the line, in that shrill voice of hers,
Pamela Purse yelled, 'Ladies first.'
poem by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
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The Accident
Last night i saw an accident
On the corner of third and green
Two cars collided and i got excited
Just being part of that scene
It was mrs. tom walker and her beautiful daughter
Pamela, was driving the car
They got hit by a man in a lite blue sedan
Who had obviously been to a bar.
Chorus:
They don't know how lucky they are
They could have run into that tree
Got struck by a bolt of lightning
And raped by a minority.
It was a four way dilemma
We all arrived the same time
I yielded to the man to the right of me
And he yielded it right back to mine
Well, the yield went around and around and around
Till pamela finally tried
Just then the man in the light blue sedan
Hit pamela's passenger side.
Chorus:
Pamela hit her head on the mirror
Mrs walker got a bump on the knee
The man hit himself in the face and said
"why does this happen to me?"
The neighbors came out
And they gathered about
Saying "hey! who hit who anyway?"
And the police arrived at a quarter to five
And pronounced all the victims "okay".
Chorus:
song performed by by John Prine
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Pamela
Side by side, Ill be yours forever
Rain or shine, any kind of weather
There isnt anything I wouldnt do for you
Lets take whats getting old and make it new
Oh, eye to eye, its a blinding confrontation
You and i, were a deadly combination
So dont start mixing truth with jealousy
The road were on is clear as far as I can see
Chorus:
Pamela, dont break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind
Black and white always go together
Day and night youre the precious juwel I treasure
Wanting every part of you is not a crime
Or could it be that youre the one whos wrong this time
Chorus:
Pamela, dont break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind
(instrumental break)
All that I love (all that I love)
Thousands of miles away, but always in my heart
Chorus:
Pamela, dont break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind
song performed by by Toto
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I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.
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Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all.
quote by Natalie Portman
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I have never had anything done. I've been asked if I had breast implants. Whether I did or not, it's nobody's business but my own.
quote by Shannen Doherty
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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There's no way I set out to be a certain kind of symbol - the way I dress is the way I am, the way I live my life.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy to impress.
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If I were offered a cochlear implant today, I would prefer not to have one. But that's not a statement about hearing aids or cochlear implants. It's about who you are.
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It's going to take a certain man for me to ever get involved with, because he'll have to realize I don't have two children, I have three. Tommy is always going to always be a part of my life.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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I have this phobia: I don't like mirrors. And I don't watch myself on television. If anything comes on, I make them shut it off, or I leave the room.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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The Tree in Pamela's Garden
Pamela was too gentle to deceive
Her roses. “Let the men stay where they are,”
She said, “and if Apollo’s avatar
Be one of them, I shall not have to grieve.”
And so she made all Tilbury Town believe
She sighed a little more for the North Star
Than over men, and only in so far
As she was in a garden was like Eve.
Her neighbors—doing all that neighbors can
To make romance of reticence meanwhile—
Seeing that she had never loved a man,
Wished Pamela had a cat, or a small bird,
And only would have wondered at her smile
Could they have seen that she had overheard.
poem by Edwin Arlington Robinson
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The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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