The Accident
Last night i saw an accident
On the corner of third and green
Two cars collided and i got excited
Just being part of that scene
It was mrs. tom walker and her beautiful daughter
Pamela, was driving the car
They got hit by a man in a lite blue sedan
Who had obviously been to a bar.
Chorus:
They don't know how lucky they are
They could have run into that tree
Got struck by a bolt of lightning
And raped by a minority.
It was a four way dilemma
We all arrived the same time
I yielded to the man to the right of me
And he yielded it right back to mine
Well, the yield went around and around and around
Till pamela finally tried
Just then the man in the light blue sedan
Hit pamela's passenger side.
Chorus:
Pamela hit her head on the mirror
Mrs walker got a bump on the knee
The man hit himself in the face and said
"why does this happen to me?"
The neighbors came out
And they gathered about
Saying "hey! who hit who anyway?"
And the police arrived at a quarter to five
And pronounced all the victims "okay".
Chorus:
song performed by by John Prine
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Pamela
Side by side, Ill be yours forever
Rain or shine, any kind of weather
There isnt anything I wouldnt do for you
Lets take whats getting old and make it new
Oh, eye to eye, its a blinding confrontation
You and i, were a deadly combination
So dont start mixing truth with jealousy
The road were on is clear as far as I can see
Chorus:
Pamela, dont break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind
Black and white always go together
Day and night youre the precious juwel I treasure
Wanting every part of you is not a crime
Or could it be that youre the one whos wrong this time
Chorus:
Pamela, dont break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind
(instrumental break)
All that I love (all that I love)
Thousands of miles away, but always in my heart
Chorus:
Pamela, dont break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind
song performed by by Toto
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Ladies First
Pamela Purse yelled, 'Ladies first,'
Pushing in front of the ice cream line.
Pamela Purse yelled, 'Ladies first,'
Grabbing the ketchup at dinnertime.
Climbing on the morning bus
She'd shove right by all of us
And there'd be a tiff or a fight or a fuss
When Pamela Purse yelled, 'Ladies first.'
Pamela Purse screamed, 'Ladies first,'
When we went off on our jungle trip.
Pamela Purse said her thirst was worse
And guzzled our water, every sip.
And when we got grabbed by that wild savage band,
Who tied us together and made us all stand
In a long line in front of the King of the land-
A cannibal known as Fry-'Em-Up Dan,
Who sat on his throne in a bib so grand
With a lick of his lips and a fork in his hand,
As he tried to decide who'd be first in the pan-
From back of the line, in that shrill voice of hers,
Pamela Purse yelled, 'Ladies first.'
poem by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
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The Tree in Pamela's Garden
Pamela was too gentle to deceive
Her roses. “Let the men stay where they are,”
She said, “and if Apollo’s avatar
Be one of them, I shall not have to grieve.”
And so she made all Tilbury Town believe
She sighed a little more for the North Star
Than over men, and only in so far
As she was in a garden was like Eve.
Her neighbors—doing all that neighbors can
To make romance of reticence meanwhile—
Seeing that she had never loved a man,
Wished Pamela had a cat, or a small bird,
And only would have wondered at her smile
Could they have seen that she had overheard.
poem by Edwin Arlington Robinson
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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
quote by Conan O'Brien
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Heart
(jack conrad, pamela philips)
Just when I thought that it never could happen to me
He touched me and feelings that never have stirred in me
Ever like this
Are in his kiss
Chorus:
Heart where are you taking me
What will you make of me
Is this the real thing
And heart could he be paradise
Cause in his eyes
Do I see love looking at me
Maybe Im crazy
For believing its different this time
Oh am I ready to feel what Ive dreamed about
Love that Ive lived without finding
Is finding me
Repeat chorus
song performed by by Reba Mcentire
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Loss Of My Friend
Today I lost my best friend
The best that could ever be
his love for me was tall and strong
Just like the tallest tree
I felt his strength around me
The branches hugged me close
Now I feel I’ve been ripped bare
I feel so lost and exposed
I will not let my dear friend down
And wallow in self pity
I will again grow tall and strong
Just like that tallest tree
So when it’s time to meet again
He will instantly recognise me
And I will feel those arms again
like those branches on that tree
Laurena Pamela White
poem by Laurena Pamela Willetts
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Youre The One I Dream About
(pamela bowen, teresa jackson)
I caught you smiling at me again
Out of the corner of my eye.
It isnt easy when I have to pretend
That youre just another guy.
I cant let anyone ever know.
I cant let my feelings show.
Cause youre the one I dream about,
When I fall asleep at night.
And youre the one I think about
When he turns out the light
Now its so hard to live without youre love to hold me tight.
How I wish that he was you tonight.
Whenever you are close to me my heart
Just wont be still.
I hope that no one else can see the
Way you make me feel.
If only I didnt have to hide all this loving i
Hold inside
Repeat chorus
song performed by by Reba Mcentire
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Pamela
Pamela, due to the philosophical way that we are raised,
The truth is far hidden from us always!
And we've come to worship the Queen of Heaven today.
She is the God-El and,
She has blinded the minds of many!
But Yahweh's mercy is upon the chosen few.
False prophets,
King Numa Pompilius added 'Januarius' and 'Februarius' to the Calendar;
And this was about 713 B.C.
The 'Decemvirs' (10 Magistrates) arranged the Calendar o its present status,
And this was about 451 B.C.;
But the original year beginning from 'Martius' was then changed to 'Januarius'.
Those who have ears and eyes will understand this öpoem oh my sweet Pamela,
For many years have added itself unto things to put us into the darkness;
But the truth will never die out from the earth.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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Shocked
Written: stock aitken waterman
1a:
Tell me Im only dreaming and Ill believe you
Cant see how this could be true
Surrounded by feelings I hardly recognise
I look for explanations Im taken by surprise
If you told me yesterday that I could feel this way
I would sure enough call you a liar to your face
Chorus:
Because Im shocked by the power
(shocked) ooh
Shocked by the power of love
I was rocked to my very foundations
Shocked by the power, shocked by the power
2:
Maybe this time tomorrow
Ill discover this aint really real
cos it struck me like lightning
Like a bolt out of the blue
Emotions inside me, all over you
Im high above the universe, losing track of time
And falling free
I cant believe that you are really mine
Chorus:
Rap:
Shocked, like the lightning from up above
Down from the heavens and it gave me love
From a man who respects me
Loves my mind as well as my body
No retreat and no surrender
Equal to you regardless of gender
Giving me love that is warm and tender
Thats why I gotta tell ya
You and I are of the same mind
It seems to me that were one of a kind
Its true to say that when love is blind
But then true love is so hard to find
You respect me and the things I do
It was meant to be
I was made for you
Open the door to my heart, its stopped
And Im shocked....
Chorus:
3:
Surrounded by feelings I hardly recognise,
I look for explanations Im taken by surprise.
cos it struck me like lightning,
Like a bolt out of the blue,
Emotions inside me, all over you.
Chorus:
(repeat & fade)
song performed by by Kylie Minogue
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Fancy Dan
Fancy Dan had a big sedan
which he raced around the road,
its alright he told everyone
I have driven around these roads for years
and I know them like the back of my hand.
That I could do it with my eyes closed,
nothing ever changed
until one day his sedan he rearranged
and after the accident everyone asked what went wrong,
we though you knew these roads like the back of your hand.
I did but on that morning something changed, without warning
and I did not see it coming
as I was driving with my eyes closed.
Now Fancy Dan has to buy a brand new model sedan
and maybe he’ll remember
everything changes from one day to another.
You might think you know something well,
but you never know it at all.
Tomorrow it will change
and if you ignore that premise,
it might be you next time
that gets to rearrange.
6 October 2009
poem by David Harris
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It's going to take a certain man for me to ever get involved with, because he'll have to realize I don't have two children, I have three. Tommy is always going to always be a part of my life.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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Love is an obsession. It has that quality to it. But there are healthy obsessions, and mine is one of them.
quote by Pamela Stephenson
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Tattoos are like stories - they're symbolic of the important moments in your life. Sitting down, talking about where you got each tattoo and what it symbolizes, is really beautiful.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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Suffering from dysentery at sea was no picnic.
quote by Pamela Stephenson
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Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex.
quote by Pamela Stephenson
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I don't like the term mid-life crisis.
quote by Pamela Stephenson
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I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.
quote by Pamela Anderson
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I would rather have bad things written about me than be forgotten.
quote by Pamela Harriman
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There seems to be this impression that if I really am a psychotherapist, I can't be serious about it. They think there must be something fishy going on.
quote by Pamela Stephenson
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