Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much. 'I guess you're not an afictionado',' she said. Poor Marta. For all her reading, she doesn't even know the right word.
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Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up.
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Marta
Marta se viste en mi habitacin
son las 6 de la maana
ya sale el sol
Su ropa tirada por todo el suelo
hay olor a noche
hay olor a fuego
y ella sonre dicindome
Aunque una locura lahe pasado ben
Me mira a los hojos y me dice adis
como si lo de anoche nunca sucedi
Sabes Marta,
yo dara media vida y algo ms
solamente por estar contigo
Oye Marta,
no te salgas de mi vida por favor
djame aunque sea ser
tu amigo
Marta me besa por ltima vez
su boca an me sabe dulce como miel
Le pido que me jure que me llamar
su forma de rer quiere decir quizs
Sus piernas desafan el amanecer
ella no cabe duda si lo sabe hacer
Sabes Marta,
yo dara media vida y algo ms
solamente por estar contigo
Oye Marta,
no te salgas de mi vida por favor
djame aunque sea ser
tu amigo
No.. no.. no..
Marta me besa por ltima vez
su boca an me sabe dulce como miel
Sabes Marta,
yo dara media vida y algo ms
solamente por estar contigo
Oye Marta,
no te salgas de mi vida por favor
djame aunque sea ser
tu amigo
song performed by by Enrique Iglesias
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I guess I'm a born ham.
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I've become a real housewife. Terry doesn't mind me working, in fact he loves me to be independent. But I only get an allowance of $15 dollars a week, which doesn't go very far.
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I paint because it hurts not to. Pain is in the word painting.
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I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself.
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I'm a teen-age bride.
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We all have a common goal, and we know it's all for our future good.
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It's wonderful to be part of a family that cares so much about others.
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As we were driving, we saw a sign that said 'Watch For Rocks.' Marta said it should read 'Watch For PRETTY Rocks.' I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke---just to get out of writing a simple letter And I thought I was lazy
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Terry's mother worked in the film industry for many years. She always wanted him to marry an actress.
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Luminarias
Evelina Fernández, Scott Bakula, Cheech Marin, Robert Beltran, Marta DuBois
It's All Understood
Everyone laughed at her joke
As if they'd never even heard it before
And maybe they were truly amused
But every word that she spoke was a bore
And maybe it's because they had seen
The previews on the TV screen
Well this part is good and that's well understood
So you should laugh if you know what I mean
But it's all relative
Even if you don't understand
Well it's all understood
Especially when you don't understand
Then it's all just because
Even if we don't understand
Then lets all just believe
Everyone knows what went down
Because the news was spread all over town
And fact is only what you believe
And fact and fiction work as a team
It's almost always fiction in the end
That content begins to bend
When context is never the same
And it's all relative
Even if we don't understand
And it's all understood
Especially when we don't understand
Then it's all just because
Even if we don't understand
Then lets all just believe
I was reading a book
Or maybe it was a magazine
Suggestions on where to place faith
Suggestions on what to believe
But I read somewhere
That you've got to beware
You can't believe anything you read
But the good Book is good
And it's all understood
So don't even question
If you know what I mean
But it's all relative
Even if you don't understand
Well it's all understood
Especially when you don't understand
And it's all just because
Even if we don't understand
Then lets all just believe
But there you go once again
You missed the point and then you point
Your fingers at me
And say that I said not to believe
I believe
I guess
I guess it's all relative
song performed by by Jack Johnson from Brushfire Fairytales
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Look at all the marriages that have been wonderfully successful where fellows finished their army service and came home to go to college on G.I. bills and their wives worked.
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I was born in Norway, and when I was little I went to live in Detroit, Michigan. My father was a professor of philosophy at Wayne University, and my mother was also a teacher.
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Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.
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Devoured
Marta Milans, Kara Jackson, Bruno Gunn, Tyler Hollinger, Sal Rendino, David Conley, Jim O'Hare, Richard Alleman
by Marc Landau from Devoured (2014)
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The Impossible
Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor, Tom Holland, Geraldine Chaplin, Marta Etura, Oaklee Pendergast, Samuel Joslin, Dominic Power
by Sergio G. Sanchez from The Impossible (2012)
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The Trip to Italy
Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon, Rosie Fellner, Claire Keelan, Marta Barrio, Timothy Leach, Ronni Ancona, Rebecca Johnson
by Michael Winterbottom from The Trip to Italy (2014)
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It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up.
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