Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
quote by Sophia Loren
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Rainbow Spaghetti
One day mother said to me,
'What do you want to eat? '
I answered back to her,
'Rainbow spaghetti'
So my mother waited for the rain
And went outside with her boots
She grabbed the rainbow in a puddle
And walked back inside
She cooked some spaghetti
And told me to stir the rainbow
So I put the rainbow in a bowl
And stirred it with a spoon
Mother took the rainbow
And poured it over the spaghetti
She gave it to me to eat
With a fork and a spoon
I ate it
And chewed it
And slurped it
And swallowed it
'How does it taste? '
Mother asked me
I answered back to her
'It tastes like spaghetti'
poem by Tessa Marshall
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Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles.
quote by Mitch Hedberg
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Culinary choice
He was a lover of meat
and she was a lover of veg'
so between them it was a treat
to dine on spaghetti instead.
They'd suck and they'd slurp
and they'd dribble,
spaghetti was so hard to nibble
but low and behold
the sauce made a glow
all over their chins
and the table.
poem by Ruth Walters
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I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot.
quote by Susan Lucci
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0359 One for the Inner Child
As the tapeworm
said to the spaghetti -
'Would you run that
past me again? '
poem by Michael Shepherd
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A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end.
quote by George S. Patton
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Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns.
quote by Quentin Tarantino
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No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
quote by Christopher Morley
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Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
quote by Sophia Loren
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I Wished I Was il Tuo Zitoni
Mephistophelian spaghetti
are stalking on my confetti;
demonic tortellini hobnailed
to take me away have failed.
Stupido I was to trust ravioli,
I chomped all thy Mostaccioli;
Passegiare con i pennoni,
Dare not touch my rigatoni.
Sono inanorato con le rotelle,
tu sai, mi piaciono le tagliatelle,
stop stalking le mie bavettine,
Sto sognando linguettine.
Do not touch my garganelli,
I was not ready for passatelli;
ungraceful sinister Mafaldine,
giocano con le mie Tripoline.
Oh, I wished I was il tuo Zitoni
or even an infernal Vermicelloni;
powerful are my stringozzi,
I listen only to Umberto Tozzi.
Stop play con i miei cellentani,
te l' ho detto amore: giu le mani;
non voglio perdere i cavatelli,
posso toccare i tuoi capelli?
If you cook wicked manicotti,
please stay clear of my agnolotti;
nemmeno voglio i tuoi corzetti,
a pandemonium of spaghetti!
poem by Giorgio Veneto
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There once was a man from Quebec
Who's chickens had no need to peck;
A lady named Betty
Hand fed them spaghetti
As they lay on their backs on the deck.
quote by by John Carter Brown
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In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans.
quote by Martin Yan
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Maybe It Is Just Like That.....
as you trim the bushes
outside the fence
i am eating cold spaghetti
with sour bread and i get no
hot coffee
it is a bright day
and the sun is slowly rising from a gray horizon
gone were the days when we cannot eat
if we are not together
maybe it is just like that.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Hollywood cools, and when it cools you have to go to where the work is. I ran off to Italy to do spaghetti westerns.
quote by Tab Hunter
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I think my character's getting to the point where he can't even eat spaghetti with red sauce anymore, where he has horrible nightmares, he can't sleep anymore.
quote by George Eads
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My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A big pot of spaghetti and sauce, some warm French bread - works all the time. I think I've been eating pasta for 26 years.
The Gift Of The Magi: Wedding Anniversary
she went to the market
then back to the kitchen
and cooked spaghetti
the table is set
green mantle, silver spoon and fork
silk hands
i went to the school and had
a legal lecture on
divorce and its consequences
in Philippine setting
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Sloth
They call me the sloth
Way down in the ghetto
Italian spaghetti
Singing falsetto
Sleeping all day
Rip van winklin
Spend my nights in bars
Glasses tinklin
Im so bad
Hes so nasty
Aint got no friends
Real outcasty
Stay out of my way
Or youll end up a cripple
Ill take this piece of paper
And slice your nipple
They call me the sloth
Way down in the ghetto
Italian spaghetti
Singing falsetto
Sleeping all day
Rip van winklin
Spend my nights in bars
Glasses tinklin
Colonel forbin stared at the fourteen bars that stood at the end of the cell. he ran his hand across the cold, damp dungeon wall and thought again about the door. he had traveled through the door out of necessity. once he knew it existed, he simply couldnt leave it alone. just like wilson. just like tela. just like errand wolfe. and he sat in the dungeon, and he realized that he was back again through the door. and through the tiny window in the corner of his cell, he heard the distant strains.
Errand
Errand
Errand
Errand
And from atop the mountain icculus looked down on all that went on below him. and he smiled.
song performed by by Phish
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I think that my interpretation of Italian was a lot more southern than what my husband cooks. You know, I grew up in Queens and in Brooklyn, and we - really, it's more southern. It's Naples and Sicily. It's heavier. It's over-spiced. And like most Americans, I thought spaghetti and meatballs was genius.
quote by Debi Mazar
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Whoooo...You are.....My Favourite dish
You are my favourite dish
You are all the chocolat that I wish
My berries and cream
My crepe suzette my caramel dream
A sugar plum fairy with a wand of spice
With cherry lips that taste so nice
You leave spaghetti marinara for dead
Even better than my favourite red
I’ll finish off this little ditty
With words I hope like you so pretty
My love so sweet with a hate of zero
Now to drink
My intoxicating cafe Nero
poem by Ken e Hall
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