Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
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I was always singing and dancing for my mother when I wasn't glued to the television watching I Love Lucy or the Carol Burnett Show.
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I Remember Larry
Say, do you remember that guy larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off
And he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn
What a crazy kid larry was, always foolin around
Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
Ill never forget about larry
No matter how I try
Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
cause lar gave me that nair shampoo
And hey, how bout the day he put ben gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube up glue
All those wedgies he gave
All those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside
Oh, lar, I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you
Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
Ill never forget about larry
No matter how I try
You know I couldnt help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half?
Well, he really got me good that time!
Say, do you remember when I broke in larrys house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
If the cops ever find him, who knows what theyd say
But Im sure if ol lar were still with us today
He would have to agree with me
It was a pretty good gag
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
Ill never forget about larry
No matter how I try
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
Ill never forget about larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
Oh, I remember larry
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
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I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
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When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go.
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We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
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You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
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My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
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