Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
quote by Leonardo DiCaprio
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I Said Nothing Like That
I have made no references...
Sarcastic or not,
To any animated rodents...
With big mouse ears.
Or of them having more significance,
For many people...
Than the realities happening aound them,
Right in their own neighborhoods.
I said nothing like that!
So don't go around saying these things,
You are telling people that I said.
There are enough rumors going on around here as it is.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Clean Paws
These days call for sarcastic measures.
'You mean 'drastic' measures! '
No...
Those days have passed.
If drastic measures had been taken,
When first warned foundations were shaking...
Sarcastic comments about blind leadership,
That should be leashed by seeing eye dogs...
Would not be made to flowingly cascade.
To parade in mud like they do today!
IF those blinded by the power of 'dirt'...
Had apologized for not having clean paws.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Oh! So Now It Matters?
Perceptions change dramatically,
When assumptions done...
Are discovered to be,
Painful realities some could not believe.
Until...
That shoe worn by another,
Has found an opportunity...
To be 'squeezed' on someone else foot.
Delivering an immediate experience,
To be remembered for a very long time.
'Ouch!
How on Earth,
Could you have worn this for so long? '
Oh!
So now it matters?
You wait until you put the other one on.
And keep in mind how easy...
You told others I had it.
Since the day I was born!
As you have stated.
'Why are you being so sarcastic? '
SARCASTIC?
You will soon learn what the facts are.
And let me know how comforting it is...
To stay in 'your' place.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.
quote by Paula Danziger
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Super Sadist
Super angry
Super hated
Super evil
Super serrated
Super guitar
Super faded
Never sad sad sad
Super hated
Super sarcastic
Super sedated
The super sadist
Keeps his hands in his mouth
That's gold plated
Hates himself more and more
Cause he's made it
Super evil
Super jaded
Never sad sad sad
Super hated
Super sarcastic
Super sedated
The super sadist
Super high tech
Super pay check
Super ego
Super hate pro
Super cautious
Super nauseous
Never sad sad sad
Super all gone
Super hold on
Super ego
Super phenomenon
Super destroy
Super small boy
Never sad sad sad
Super asshole
Super nothing
song performed by by Jack Off Jill from Sexless Demons And Scars
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I Was On My Way To The Bahamas
How dare you say you have a love for me...
With respect and much interest in my well being?
And I should know this as it has been expressed,
By you over the years.
I think twice you've been inside my home.
Each time you pronounce my name,
It is incorrect.
And when I tell you that...
You change the subject.
And any and every conversation we've ever had,
Has been about you.
Or someone you just met with a name dropping done.
And when you are through doing that,
You leave.
'That's what I say to people about you.
You always got something sarcastic and nasty to say.
I didn't have to come over here, you know?
I was on my way to the Bahamas...
For YOUR information.'
Don't let me stop you.
I'll be shortly paying a visit to the bathroom.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Why Don't You Go First?
You are too curt.
Too blunt.
Too direct and outspoken.
And on top of that you are arrogant.
I can't stand you!
'Hey...
What can I say?
I awaken some days...
And discover I can not stand myself.'
You're kidding?
'Nope!
Just this afternoon,
When I decided to have lunch...
At the Foxwoods Casino,
Where everything is great.
I sat there alone feeling so blessed,
I kept myself away from several people...
Just to enjoy that alone.
I did not want to upset anyone's day.'
Are you being sarcastic?
'I have no clue.
What do you think?
Should both of us get away from me?
How about if I let you go first?
Yeah.
Why don't you go first?
I'll watch your back.
How about that? '
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
quote by Barbet Schroeder
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Nobody knows why
We like to be sarcastic
And write silly things
quote by by Edwin Tanguma (21 August 2012)
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Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
quote by John Erskine
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I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.
quote by Fiona Apple
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My Sarcastical World
Abt my lyf, wat to tel
Its nthng more lik a living hell
Stuck in d policies of ds world,
Nowhere 2 run n nowhere i cud hav curled
Fed up 4rm dese sarcastic people,
Wish i wud hav died when i was just a nibble
Irony of ds lyf is dat we hav 2 liv,
Doesnt matter if our morals we hav 2 giv
Everytym u hav 2 wear an expression so fake,
I need 2 accept its just a world of giv n take
All u want 4rm ds world is luv,
Bt all u bcum 2 ds world is a slave
Bt nw i hav realised n it wil never b d same,
I have learnt 2 liv in ds world wich itself is a shame.
poem by Kshitiz Gupta
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Sarcastic Wit
I once convinced myself,
I could curb my sarcastic wit.
And for all of ten minutes,
I tolerated my enforced patience.
Hoping the expressions in my eyes...
With an eyebrow lift,
Would deliver my thoughts...
Without them coming through my lips.
But the torment shown on my face,
Could not erase the smoke slowly emitting...
From my ears.
And when it was mentioned to me,
My eyeballs look as if they would pop out of my head...
And my face was beginning to turn beet red?
Well...
Immediately I panicked.
Black folks are not known to turn beet red!
I was not prepared to become a phenomenon.
OR a statistic.
I realized for health reasons,
It is better for me to be sarcastic.
Than to pass out to accomplish the impossible...
By attempting to keep my mouth closed.
Instead of freely saying to another...
What it is I have to say.
Since I am not into rolling eyes...
Or speaking out of both sides of my mouth.
Like some folks I know,
Afraid that being direct...
May effect their standing in gosssip circles.
And who have popularized,
The 'look away as they speak'...
Delivery when communicating.
And...
They are quite comfortable in the doing.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
quote by Lawrence G. Lovasik
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Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
quote by Bryant H. McGill
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Time Tells True
TIME TELLS TRUE
Edward Iacona
There's a popular time worn belief
That older people have a hunger
To date or have a relationship with
A person that's much younger.
At the risk of sounding sarcastic,
There may be a concern to mount.
That, "Age is just a number" relates
To what is in one's bank account.
Now, dear reader, don't be incensed
This is not a common deception.
For significant other age differences
There is many a joyful exception.
When dating someone much younger
I think that I might truly balk,
Not because of others opinions
Or, for people that might gawk.
Not to worry about those intimate times,
Though the pace may have slowed to a walk
But eventually the age difference may tell
When to each other you'll need to talk.
poem by Edward Iacona
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
quote by Jean Baudrillard
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My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.
quote by Daphne Zuniga
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To Experience the Meaning that Is Felt
People are not born to be...
Thoughtless.
Uncompassionate.
Inco nsiderate.
Cynical, sarcastic, ruthless and cold.
There are just too many folks,
Who are willing to teach these lessons...
At a reasonable price one gets to pay.
And it seems that those who learn their lessons well,
Know just what to say at that appropriate time.
One foot with toes stepped on...
Does not make the other foot,
Available...
To experience the meaning that is felt!
And those who get it,
Usually get what is coming to them...good!
Those who prefer their coffee,
With cream and sugar...
Will know the difference,
When it comes to them served...black!
And unapologetic if the taste of it is too strong.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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A poet who always wrote limericks
Was known as a terrible cleverdick.
They said that her verse
Was sarcastic and terse
Or silly and smart-arsed - you take your pick!
quote by by Janice Windle
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