Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.'
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People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.
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Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.
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We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women' is not a way to become president of the United States.
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Without Jimmy Carter we might not have gotten Ronald Reagan, without Ronald Reagan there would probably still be a Soviet Union.
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan - a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done many things that nobody would have thought of doing.
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I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
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You know my father as governor, as president, but I knew him as dad. I was so proud to have the Reagan name and to be Ronald Reagan's son.
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Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.
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I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have never profited from public service. I've earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of public life that I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got.
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I look forward to these confrontations with the press to kind of balance up the nice and pleasant things that come to me as president.
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Capitalism: A Love Story
William Black, Jimmy Carter, Congressman Elijah Cummings,Michael Moore, Ronald Reagan, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elizabeth Warren
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My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are now providing all types of skills in every profession. The military should be no exception.
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Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name or declaring his intention to defeat its latest incarnation, terrorism, just as free men and women of all political persuasions, here and abroad, defeated fascism and communism before.
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He and Reagan were not at all alike, because Reagan is an optimist and Dick Nixon wasn't. Yet in some ways they were alike. Neither really liked to talk on the telephone, for instance. And, in a lot of respects, both of them were very much loners.
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People make a big fuss over you when you're President. But I'm very serious about doing everything I can to make sure that it doesn't go to my head.
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Jimmy Carter began his planning in the early summer of 1976, Ronald Reagan a year prior. The Clinton Administration, elected in 1992, lingered in naming its team, and as a result, took almost a year to staff its ranks.
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