The bravest thing that men do is love women.
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well, she and I were.
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
