High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
quote by John Mayer
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Messed Up
Life says it is so messed up
I feel so it so often, messed up
This very feeling starts to make my mood be messed up
Can I get over this feel?
I often ask myself about this crappy feeling
Everything goes haywire, here and there
How should I fix my head?
Crappy feelings, so often exist
How should I begin to believe in myself?
Moods and mood swings often start to capture me
Then I start to look into my soul
Mood and mood swings, go away from me
No matter how crappy life becomes, I still got to live
Do not mess my head up as I got to fix it
Haywire, life can be although still I am not breaking
Into my soul if you sneak, lies plenty darkness
Got to get it out of my system, messed up I am not taking anymore.
poem by Rohit Sapra
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To School
school isn't very fun
all the students act like bums
no school would make me happy
but right now i'm feelin' crappy
Many cakes are beautiful on the surface, but have crappy fillings.
I'm a hardcore gamer and would never let you down by designing a crappy title.
quote by John Romero
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Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
quote by Linus Torvalds
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I Like to be Alone
I like to be alone
When I have a bad day/sad day
I will go to my room and
Listen to music, read a book, or do yoga
It makes calm and forgets about my day
I will be alright at end when this is all over
So don't worry about me
I like to be alone when
I have a crappy day or starting over with my life
I will go outside, walk and listen to my IPod
It makes me cool down, relax and feel good
A little bit longer and I will be fine
I know how to take care of myself
I like to be alone
When someone break up with me
I hang out with my friends have fun and talk
I forget about you or don’t think about you at all
I’m not miserable and joyful again
Friends stay and guys come and go
I like to be alone
When something embarrassed happen
I want to go home and hide at first, but
It over before I know it
It won't last long
So don't let it get to you
Every day is new day and what comes around, goes around
I like to be alone when
I have a crappy day
I will go outside and
Walk and listen to my IPod
It makes me cool down, relax and feel better
A little bit longer and I will be fine
I know how to take care of myself
I like to be alone
When life is not good right now
I will need my space to think
So I'm not mad at you or anyone
I just have so much to think about
I have my ups and downs
Just stop and take a breath, everything at end will be fine
I like to be alone
poem by Christina Phan
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I know there are a lot of readers that think I've got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but there's really nothing that's been like a mirror. I'm just making this stuff up.
quote by Robert Kirkman
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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.
quote by Augusten Burroughs
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It was 1978 when Superman came out, and I kept thinking, Why don't they do something about it? They've done all these crappy attempts at comic book film adaptations. What can we do different? Why don't we just re-release this thing?
quote by Richard Donner
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Things Do Not Seem To Be Them After A Careful Seeing
a spoon
and a fork and they seem to appear
with food on a silver platter
when we talk we talk like poets now
after years
a spoon is no longer just a spoon
and neither is the fork
and neither is the food the food that we
eat on the table
and neither is the silver platter a mere
silver platter as it seems to be
for a spoon may be me and i may also be
a tongue and i could be a tongue to your
fork, a protrusion that stabs me like a knife
and the silver platter could be our mind
a garden where we put every seed
and the table and the cloth that covers it
with leaves and flowers
myabe our worlds, covered and uncovered
with some intricate designs
this could be our world now. a world of poems
where everything is a roll of sensitive skin
a mind so fertile with its array of metaphors
and similes and
exaggerations, and these make us so happy
we tiptoe, we choose the word, we equate
every object to a meaning, we dance to a lot
of its nuances, and then we touch and then
we are so silent. we choose not to hurt.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Stroker Ace
light up the wheels and go for broke
stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke
smack that roadblock caught in a pickle
i'm gonna hit that line like old dick trickle
well my motor's fine and this train's on time
and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine
i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace
well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy
gotta get back to north pappy flappy
well it's one a.m. and i'm rollin' in the car now
gonna hit last call down at the bar now
got a shammy in my pocket and it's burnin' a hole
stick it the floor and watch me roll
well my motor's fine and this train's on time
and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine
i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace
well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy
gotta get back to north pappy flappy
song performed by by Ween
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You have to write badly to write at all. If it's crappy, I will rewrite it later. But it will be mine. You can hear the resonance of an artist who goes into herself.
quote by Kathy Mattea
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Idk
I am sad
I am happy
I am bored
My day was crappy
I think of you I get happy
poem by Styles Diesel
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My older sister encouraged me from early on and bought me one of the first guitars I had. She listened to all of the crappy songs that I wrote when I was 8 years old and encouraged me to keep doing it.
quote by Tracy Chapman
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My father in the film - which we probably haven't seen in previous movies, and in British Asian movies you could probably count on one hand - he says exactly why, actually why he's frightened for his daughter. He came to this country, England, and had a bit of a crappy time.
quote by Parminder Nagra
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Wannabe Gangster
i am a wannabe
you better be careful around me
i come from far away where mustang dreams are made
and we are fashioned in the image of the don's who have come before us
we all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us
'cause i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack better go back to far away
like a lemon pie a la mode my nine is easy to load
aall hail jericho
turnpike teck
that's where i go to learn the things about the universe i'll need
so i can build a stamped
'cause i'm all up in your face again i'm all up in your face
'cause i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack better go back to far away
a wannabe gangstar a victim of the chromosome prankster
i thanks ya i sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair
ooh damn i reak of cologne
but yo i'm lookin' snappy i'm nappy i'm crappy got jimmy hats from pappy
so now i'm trigger happy
girl did he just rhyme 'crappy' with 'happy'
yeah so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit got cheese whiz or not
then i'm a hafta blow up ya mail box biatch
or toilet paper ya front yard show the cops my suburbs card
they gotta let me go cause they know that i'm hard
it's the deal it's for real ya betta listen to what i'm tellin' ya
'cause i'm a wannabe gangstar
'cause i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack better go back to far away
song performed by by Wheatus
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The Gift Of The Magi: Wedding Anniversary
she went to the market
then back to the kitchen
and cooked spaghetti
the table is set
green mantle, silver spoon and fork
silk hands
i went to the school and had
a legal lecture on
divorce and its consequences
in Philippine setting
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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I completely love playing and designing games and always will. I am so into games that I listen to game music all day. That may sound strange, but you can guarantee I'm a hardcore gamer and would never let you down by designing a crappy title.
quote by John Romero
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Yeah Im Happy
yo check it out
yeah im happy no i don't feel crappy anymore
there is no more i'd ask for cuz i have Joci
but i give u one warning man don't try to cross
me to try to get to her if it did occur i'd die for her
i'd lie for her, i'd even kill for her but untill u pass that
line just to let u no she is mine.
so yeah i'm happy.
poem by Lee Bredeson
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
quote by Guy Kawasaki
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