I always wanted to be on a sitcom.
quote by Victoria Jackson
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I Wanted Everything
I heard about the Easter bunny
Presents under a Christmas tree
It was dreaming and fantasy
There was no Mom or Daddy
I wanted everything
I wanted everything
I wanted everything
I had the world on my shoulder
But I was getting older
Knew I was ready for it
Some kind of employment
I wanted everything
I wanted everything
I wanted everything
All day working on a truck
Bringing the groceries up
Not much of a salary
No tip for the delivery
I wanted everything
I wanted everything
I wanted everything
There's no success for me
Involved in a robbery
There's money in the supermarket
And I'm goin' after it
I wanted everything.
song performed by by Ramones from Road To Ruin
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All She Wanted
She was a good girl
Been true to herself
Never swayed by the notions of somebody else
Shed had it rough, maybe most of the time
With only one thing on her mind
All she wanted was a lovin man
All she wanted was a lovin man
Who was tryin to do the best that he can
All she wanted was a lovin, lovin man
There could be blue skies in her heart
She was waitin for the good times to start
She never wanted diamonds
She never wanted gold
She was holdin out for someone to hold
All she wanted was a lovin man
All she wanted was a lovin man
Who was tryin to do the best that he can
All she wanted was a lovin, lovin man
A loving man
All she wanted was a lovin man
All she wanted was a lovin man
All she wanted was a lovin man
Who was tryin to do the best that he can
All she wanted was a lovin, lovin man
Loving man
All she wanted was a lovin man
All she wanted was a lovin man
All she wanted was a lovin man
All she wanted was a lovin man
song performed by by Electric Light Orchestra
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A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.
quote by Chris Morris
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A sitcom. I hate that word.
quote by Angela Lansbury
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I don't want to be the father on a sitcom that's centered on the kids.
quote by Tom Wopat
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Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
quote by Jerry Stiller
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Definitely not a sitcom, that's my first condition. No sitcoms.
quote by Hector Elizondo
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I think I'm sort of locked into the sitcom genre.
quote by Jason Marsden
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I had developed a sitcom with UPN, but it wasn't picked up.
quote by Charisma Carpenter
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If I Wanted To
If I wanted to I could do anything right
I could dance with the devil on a
Saturday night
If I wanted to I could turn matches to gold
I could smoke drink swear and I would never
grow old
I wouldn't have to be in love with you
If I only wanted to
If I only wanted to
If I wanted to I could run fast as a train
Be as sharp as a needle that's twisting your brain
If I wanted to I could turn mountains to sand
Have political leaders in the palm of my hand
I wouldn't have to be in love with you
If I only wanted to
If I only wanted to
I could leave tonight
And I would be all right
Stop holding on
If I wanted to
If I only wanted to
If I wanted to I could be as patient as death
Fix this hole in my heart leaking into my flesh
If I wanted to I could turn sparks into ice
There'd never be another woman who could make you
think twice
I wouldn't have to be in love with you
If I only wanted to
If I only wanted to
song performed by by Melissa Etheridge
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I would consider a half hour sitcom if the script was good.
A lot of people say the sitcom is dead. I think they're right to some extent, in that the shows they're putting out are all the same.
quote by Ben Savage
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When you end a successful sitcom, the most sensible thing to do is go back to the theater.
quote by John Lithgow
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When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.
quote by Julie Benz
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My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.
quote by Steve Buscemi
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What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy.
quote by John Lithgow
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Asshole (Nirvana Fake. An Original Song By The Disenfranchised)
When I first wanted I never ever was... naw
When I first wanted I never ever thought twice
When I first wanted, When I first wanted...
When I first wanted, When I first wanted..
When I first wanted I never ever was.. naw
When I first wanted I never ever thought twice..
When I first wanted, When I first wanted..
When I first wanted, When I first wanted...
Weeee are runnin on down..
We're..Ohhh ahh ahh ahhh..
Here, here is where its running...
We're Ohh ah ah ahhh
YEAH!
song performed by by Nirvana
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It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
quote by Nicole Sullivan
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Good actresses can often accomplish miracles, and it is possible to be someone you've never been or will be. But in a sitcom, there's no time.
quote by Patricia Richardson
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When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does.
quote by Matt LeBlanc
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