Voltaire

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

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Another Reason To Believe

BAD MEDICINE
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Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need
Woah, shake it up just like bad medicine
There aint no doctor that can cure my disease
Bad medicine
I aint got a fever got a permanent disease
And it'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
And I got lots of money but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison outta me
And I got all the symptoms, count 'em 1 2 3
First you need (Thats what you get for falling in love)
Then you bleed (You get a little and its never enough)
On your knees (Thats what you get for falling in love)
And now this boys addicted cause your kiss is the drug
Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need
Shake it up just like bad medicine
There aint no doctor that can cure my disease
Bad, bad medicine
I don't need no needle to be giving me a thrill
And I don't need no anesthesia or a nurse to bring a pill
I got a dirty down addiction that doesn't leave a track
I got a jolt for your affection like a monkey on my back
There aint no paramedic gonna save this heart attack
When you need (Thats what you get for falling in love)
Then you bleed (You get a little and its never enough)
On your knees (Thats what you get for falling in love)
Now this boys addcited cause your kiss is the drug
Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need
Shake it up just like bad medicine
So lets play doctor baby, cure my disease
Bad, bad medicine ... is what I want
Bad, bad medicine ... its what I need
I need a respirator cause I'm running out of breath
Your an all night generator
Wrapped in stockings and a dress
When yo

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Have A Nice Day

'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.'
'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'
'Yes, I know, I heard you before.
Be patient dear man who is drowning,
You, see I've got a disease.
I'm waiting for a Doctor J. Browning.
So do be patient please.'
'How long, ' said the man who was drowning. 'Will it take for the Doc to arrive? '
'Not very long, ' said the man with the disease. 'Till then try staying alive.'
'Very well, ' said the man who was drowning. 'I'll try and stay afloat.
By reciting the poems of Browning
And other things he wrote.'
'Help, help, ' said the man with the disease, 'I suddenly feel quite ill.'
'Keep calm.' said the man who was drowning, ' Breathe deeply and lie quite still.'
'Oh dear, ' said the man with the awful disease. 'I think I'm going to die.'
'Farewell, ' said the man who was drowning.
Said the man with the disease, 'goodbye.'
So the man who was drowning, drownded
And the man with the disease past away.
But apart from that,
And a fire in my flat,
It's been a very nice day.

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Man v/s Nature

There are two living things on this earth,
Man and Nature whom god has given birth.
Man consists of human beings,
Nature consists of Flora and Fauna which are the King and Queen.
Nature and Man are fighting to receive the title of most powerful,
This conflict is very dreadful.
Earth’s destroyers are Man and Nature,
These both have become cruel creatures.
Nature is destroying Man,
And Man is putting on Nature – a ban.
Oh! Almighty take from Man and Nature your good wishes and boon,
Otherwise, they will destroy Earth soon.


(Copyright reserved. Gautam Sharma)

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Once a disease has entered the body, all parts which are healthy must fight it: not one alone, but all. Because a disease might mean their common death. Nature knows this; and Nature attacks the disease with whatever help she can muster.

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The aim of medicine is to prevent disease and prolong life, the ideal of medicine is to eliminate the need of a physician.

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Body health

Medicine
Is not a food...
Some budy taken
Medicine...

For food...
Medicine make
A patient life...
Food make a

Health full life...
Live the life
Health fully
Unnessery avoid

Medicine...
With your body helth conselt...

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Professional Self Interest Medicare

doctors dentists string patients along with bad remedies
preparing next patient visit to line their purse with your gold
dashing patient hopes of quick cures onto oblivion rocks

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Medicine cures the man who is fated not to die.

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It is much more important to know what sort of a patient has a disease than what sort of a disease a patient has.

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Gabriel Garcia Marquez

No medicine cures what happiness cannot.

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The medicine that cures the tailor can kill the shoemaker.

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Medicine Man

I'm the doctor, I can mend your broken heart
I'm the healer, I could take you right back to the start
So if you wanna take the chance well you better be sure
Baby, I'm the medicine man, I've got the cure
I'm the medicine man
I will make you the kinda girl that feels no pain
I can take you and put you back together again
So if you wanna jump on board well you better be sure
Baby, I'm the medicine man, I've got the cure
I'm the medicine man
That's what I am
Doing what I can
Cause I'm the medicine man
Listen, lady, don't make me drive you outta your mind
Cause together this remedy's not hard to find
So if you wanna take the chance and I'm damn sure that you do
Baby, I'm the medicine man
Now the rest's up to you
I'm the medicine man
That's what I am
Doing what I can
Cause I'm the medicine man
Medicine man, medicine man

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Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures.

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Modern Medicines Aid Natures Immune Systems

“alternative medicine
in natural resources
blossoms barks leaves
betray a vibrancy
infused life force

invisible to naked
sterile microscope
blind western eyes
yet Hippocrates spoke of
‘vis medicatrix naturace’

in antique 400 B.C.”

guiding principles
of Hippocratic medicine
organisms contain
healing powers of nature

Hippocrates believed
that an organism
is not passive immune
to injuries or disease

an organism rebalances
itself to counteract
attack injuries diseases
any state of illness

is not a malady but
an effort of our bodies
to overcome disturbed
state of equilibrium

this capacity of organisms
to correct imbalances
distinguishes organisms
from non-living matter

from this follows
the medical approach
“nature is the best physician”
“nature is the healer of disease”

amazingly all top
pharmaceutical
companies agree
all exceptional

medicines healing balms
contain specific natural
ingredients researched
scientifically proven to be

miraculous curses
when administered
effectively treatments
curing ill organisms

synthetic medicines
lab designs lack enhanced
impact cure powers
nature heals best rebalances

God still retains impeccable title
big bang creator extraordinaire
God universal supreme scientist
quantum physicist par excellent

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The physicians of one class feel the patients and go away, merely prescribing medicine. As they leave the room they simply ask the patient to take the medicine. They are the poorest class of physicians.

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Though bitter, good medicine cures illness. Though it may hurt, loyal criticism will have beneficial effects.

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The Patient

Think of the patient;
Hear his cry;
With pain and suff’ring,
Eyes go dry.

Think of his poor state
And his mind;
His diseased body,
Doctors find.

Think of the patient
His travail;
Him from agony;
None can bail.

Think of the disease
Without cure;
Man lives for God’s sake:
And endure.

Think of his doomed fate;
None can change;
If drugs still work ’tis
From God’s range.

Think of the patient,
His family;
Can you give succor?
For what fee?

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Vertigo, it was thought at the time, could only be caused by a disease of the cerebellum. He observed this kind of patient for years and saw absolutely no symptoms of brain disease.

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Touchy Subject for M'Lady Tara

As scientists now try to prove
by surveys and experiment.
That being touched by one you love
is itself benificient

Alternative therapies
abound but every one relies on touch
To put the patient at his ease.
What kind of touch won’t matter much

Reiki or reflexology
and all the methods of massage
Are challenging orthodoxy
and are succeeding by and large.

The orthodox, impersonal
and modern treatment of disease.
Is in itself inimical.
promoting feelings of unease.

Your patient need to feel you care
that he’s a person not a case
He need to know that he can share.
The worries which he has to face.

He needs someone who understands
as modern doctors seldom do
That just the laying on of hands
can be a potent medicine too.

Despite the money they have spent
they will conclude eventually.
It all comes down to your intent
the reason you are touching me.

Deprived of touch sick people die
.They just give up and fade away.
Or they decide its time to try
a different maybe better way.

You cannot argue with success.
although most doctors disagree.
Some few are willing to confess
that touching aids recovery.

That tender loving care does more
or at the very least as much.
It’s not a case of either or
but medicine and the loving touch.

We know though we cannot explain
close contact is imperative.
A loving touch can relieve pain
as well as any sedative.

We all have power to harm or heal.
which we can utilise at will.
A power which is very real
when it’s applied with loving skill.
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Hoodoo / Voodoo Medicine Man

Silence, I'm ashamed, I was left as a child
Dragged from the cradle, I was weaned in the wild
Ran with the wolf pack, flesh torn to shreds
In the compensations, I was left there for dead
Read it in the paper it ain't fair
You know who today don't seem to care
Livin', lovin', gettin' loose
Masturbatin' with a noose
Now someone's kickin' out the chair
Some kind of voodoo
Come across this land
Some kind of voodoo
Be the medicine man
Everybody's lookin' at the sky
Don't believe the cover-ups and lies
They been tellin' us since birth
Pissin' off old Mother Earth
My gones are bygones prophesied
Some kind of voodoo
Come across this land
Some kind of hoodoo
Be the medicine man
Get ready
Wonder should I go or should I stay
'Cause what we got ain't workin' anyway
I did my best, God knows I tried
I feel like I been crucified
Why did you, why did you, why did you take it all away
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man
Voodoo, hoodoo, medicine man

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