I'm a hero with coward's legs.

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It's all in the mind, you know.

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I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Spike Milligan in The Goon Show
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

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