If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
quote by Salman Rushdie
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Related quotes
What if Woody Allen called me and said, I'm working on this movie and there's a really divine role for you. We want exactly you! It would be such a fantasy. Forget it! My idol, Woody Allen!
quote by Isaac Mizrahi
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.
quote by Radha Mitchell
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
To Rome with Love [He's a Communist!]
Woody Allen, Judy Davis
by Woody Allen from To Rome with Love (2012)
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
Vote! | Copy!
To Rome with Love
Woody Allen, Penelope Cruz, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page, Alison Pill, Alec Baldwin, Greta Gerwig, Roberto Benigni, Judy Davis, Ornella Muti, Carol Alt, Riccardo Scamarcio, Isabella Ferrari
by Woody Allen from To Rome with Love (2012)
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
Vote! | Copy!
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Makes You Laugh and Cry At the Same Time-1
In the Woody Allen movie
he is standing in front of a dark painting
along side a woman dressed all in black.
'What do you think it means? he said.
Without looking at him
she says;
'it expresses the dark, filthy destiny
of the human race,
Its expresses degradation,
the horror of living.
The hopelessness.'
Something to that effect.
Woody Allen says:
What are you doing Thursday night? '
She says
'Committing suicide.'
He says'
'What are you doing Wednesday night? '
Woody is focused on getting a date.
She is focused on Darkness.
Both want
what they want.
Makes you laugh and cry at the same time.
poem by Lonnie Hicks
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
quote by David Letterman
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles slowly at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts coughing and drops dead.
Woody Allen in Without Feathers
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
I am at two with nature.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
I am two with nature.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
quote by Woody Allen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!