Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.
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I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.
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People who know me well, call me Elizabeth. I dislike Liz.
quote by Elizabeth Taylor
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Full of excuses
I didn't telephone a.m.
as you'd be having breakfast then.
I didn't telephone at noon
for fear you might be lunching soon.
I didn't telephone p.m.
I thought you might be sleeping and
I didn't telephone at 8
for dinner in your house is late.
I didn't telephone at 9
for fear this may be T.V. time.
I didn't telephone today
as time just seemed to slip away.
No wonder that we never speak,
perhaps I'll try sometime next week?
poem by Ruth Walters
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It's not the having, its the getting.
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So much to do, so little done, such things to be.
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Big girls need big diamonds.
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I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.
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Marriage is a great institution.
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I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
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I haven't read any of the autobiographies about me.
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I really don't remember much about Cleopatra. There were a lot of other things going on.
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I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage.
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I think I'm finally growing up - and about time.
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Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
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Success is a great deodorant.
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I fell off my pink cloud with a thud.
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I'm a survivor - a living example of what people can go through and survive.
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I have a woman's body and a child's emotions.
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He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.
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