I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.
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Insult Upon Injury
Insult!
How do you feel when a woman insults you oh man?
Insult!
How do you feel when a man insults you oh woman?
Insult!
How do you feel when your wife insults you?
Insult!
How do you feel when your husband insults you?
Insult!
How do you feel when a child insults you?
Insult upon injury! !
But the jury is here at last to stay on this case.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis

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But I would never insult the people that love this music and I would never insult the blessing of music in my life and I would never insult myself by playing uninspired music.
quote by Ben Harper

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Feel Fine
Your eyes are like wine
Only you enjoy and feel fine
Love is to be enjoyed
Drink it and stay rejoiced
Why do to ask assurance?
It has happened by chance
You have entered arena at once
Love more and more hence
No, no, you are not slave
Just remain in limit and nicely behave
As it is not the only attraction
But nice and dignified relation
How come it can end so soon?
It may brightly shine in noon
You are like shining star
You can never remain far
My hart beats for you
This is not some what but wholly true
You were he one I loved most
Why do you think of it as expensive with cost?
Love is not mere intoxication
But certainly means to go and create relation
You can swim or sink under its shadow
Better choose the one that may nicely follow
You are expected to perform
Within norm s and inform
To your life partner what you think for future
Hold her hand and positively assure
It may certainly be spell bound
And same is seen and all over found
But its spell must end in best result
Where there should be no concern for insult
poem by Hasmukh Amathalal

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Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
quote by Suzanne Fields

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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
quote by James Thurber

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To insult someone we call him ""bestial."" For deliberate cruelty and nature, ""human"" might be the greater insult.
quote by Isaac Asimov

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Nicely Polished
You don't understand 'she' who is called your wife,
And she doesn't understand 'he' who is called her husband;
But nicely painted and nicely polished is the muse of love! !
However, you don't want to be wet again like yesterday in the rain.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis

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I've always followed my father's advice he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
quote by John Wayne

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A Fish In The Sea Of Tears
O baby you have made me insult-proof
Though if you are a home I am your roof!
Now you can insult me as much as you wish
I live in the sea of tears as if a fish!
Now you can forget me but I will love you always
I will do my level best to see smile on your face!
Now you can avoid me if I come closer
It doesn’t matter if I become loser!
poem by Asif Andalib

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Stone statue
I am like a stone statue,
In a sitting position,
I'm your throne,
On which you nicely
Take place
From time to time.
In order to kiss me
With the kiss of death,
You nicely take your place,
Inside of me,
From time to time.
poem by Marieta Maglas

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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different.
You Trip Too Quick To Insult and Assault
You trip too quick to get your results.
You trip too quick to insult and assault,
Those you don't know...
Who haven't shown,
Reason why you choose to deceive.
You trip too quick to sit and to sulk.
You trip too quick to blame and to fault,
Others unaware...
What has been done to you.
And you don't care...
Going through the act that you do.
You trip too quick to get your results.
Yes you do.
You trip too quick to insult and assault,
Just to prove...
To,
Those you don't know...
Who haven't shown,
Reason why you choose to deceive.
Then you can't believe why they come back,
To mistreat you!
You trip too quick to get your results.
Yes you do.
You trip too quick to insult and assault,
Just to prove...
To,
Those you don't know...
Who haven't shown,
Reason why you choose to deceive.
You trip too quick to get your results.
And...
You trip too quick to insult and assault.
And...
You trip too quick to get your results.
And...
You trip too quick to insult and assault.
You trip too quick to get your results.
You trip too quick to insult and assault.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

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Frenchmen have an unlimited capacity for gallantry and indulge it on every occasion.
Q
I join the queue
We move up nicely.
I ask the lady in front
What are we queuing for.
'To join another queue,'
She explains.
'How pointless,' I say,
'I'm leaving.' She points
To another long queue.
'Then you must get in line.'
I join the queue.
We move up nicely.
poem by Roger McGough

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Wash It Well
Wash it well and present it nicely to your lover,
For this is about the muse of love in the land of beautiful roses;
And like the joy in the land of peace,
But, this sweet love is all about you.
Shape, ape, cape, rape, drape, crape, grape, nape, jape, tape;
Setting it well and getting in,
But was it well and present it very nicely for your lover!
For, walking in into this game is like the rivers of waters.
poem by Edward Kofi Louis

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Italians talk to women, Frenchmen to the learned, and the Spaniard talks to God.
Each had defended his own country; the Germans Germany, the Frenchmen France; they had done their duty.
quote by Ernst Toller

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