Ye look like a rinner, quo' the deil to the lobster.
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and the fateful lobster
haiku by John Tiong Chunghoo

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On The High Price Of Fish
Cocoa-nut naught,
Fish too dear,
None must be bought,
For us that are here:
No lobster on earth,
That ever I saw,
To me would be worth
Sixpence a claw.
So dear madam, wait
Till fish can be got
At a reas'nable rate
Whether lobster or not;
Till the French and the Dutch
Have quitted the seas,
And then send as much
And as oft as you please.
poem by William Cowper

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A Flower To Auroville Mother-81
Lobster claw(Hanging heliconia
Heliconia rostrata)
But in Nature while others
Rounded, trumpeted, rayed
Else common shapes shaped
Strange how you're all claws
Or say clawed tassles rich
Green and gold and red hues
Wonder heavenly smith whose
Art artly hand did so such
Majeatic you stand elegant
With pendulous painted claws
A lobster a sentinel's part
Amid the plantainlike leaves
You make me proud o'flower
Taller in pride and prestige
Beauteous display all over
Will my garden defy as much?
poem by Indira Renganathan

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Ye may drive the deil into a wife, but ye'll ne'er ding him oot o' her.
The deil made souters sailors that can neither steer nor row.
Save yourself frae the deil and the laird's bairns.
The world is my lobster.
quote by Henry J. Tillman

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A lobster loves water, but not when he's being cooked in it.
Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.
quote by David Herbert Lawrence

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Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.
quote by Bobby Flay

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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
quote by Lord Byron

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When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth.
quote by Joseph Mitchell

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Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.
quote by Dorothy L. Sayers

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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
Jack Handey in Deep Thoughts

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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
Woody Allen in Without Feathers

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Ah, Woe is Me, My Mother Dear
Ah, woe is me, my mother dear!
A man of strife ye’ve born me:
For sair contention I maun bear;
They hate, revile, and scorn me.
I ne’er could lend on bill or band,
That five per cent. might blest me;
And borrowing, on the tither hand,
The deil a ane wad trust me.
Yet I, a coin-denièd wight,
By Fortune quite discarded;
Ye see how I am, day and night,
By lad and lass blackguarded!
poem by Robert Burns

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The Lobster
Colin Farrell, Rachel Weisz, Jessica Barden, Olivia Colman, Ashley Jensen, Ariane Labed, Angeliki Papoulia, John C. Reilly, Lea Seydoux, Michael Smiley, Ben Whishaw, Roger Ashton-Griffiths
from The Lobster (2015)

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