The magistrate's son gets out of every scrape.
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A lie will easily get you out of a scrape, and yet, strangely and beautifully, rapture possesses you when you have taken the scrape and left out the lie.
quote by Charles Edward Montague
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Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain
I guess its somethin in my brain
I need whiskey to ease the pain
But its early in the mornin
And Im feelin bad again
But if you ever loved me
Youll go easy on me now
Fix me up a cup of coffee
And in a while Ill come around
I think I spent the dog-food money
But hell love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
Its a shame when morning hurts
Ive seen bad and Ive seen worse
Its the nature of my bein
I took some money from your purse
Nthat frenchman loves to party
And I know hes not to blame
But the way youre lookin at me baby
I just cant help but feel the shame
I think I spent the dog-food money
But hell love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
song performed by by Ween
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Progress (a concrete jungle)
Cloudy green
Lush Forest, made
of the stuff
dreams are made of,
a jungle of
culture and
heritage-
now a
city.
Dull grey
buildings, wailing
cries of bustling
cars in the
distance.
Skyscrapers, Skyscrapers
scrape
the
sky.
and the ever-
progressing society
labels it a
Jungle. All
these trucks
and bulldozers,
all part of
the immutable
progression of
Time,
of the long
and dreary
process we call
Development.
And
Skyscrapers, Skyscrapers
they
scrape
the
sky.
poem by Ballerina With Fins
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Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
quote by Bertrand Russell
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Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
quote by Bertrand Russell
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He that buys the office of magistrate must of necessity sell justice.
Any institution which does not suppose the people good, and the magistrate corruptible, is evil.
quote by Maximilien Robespierre
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Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
quote by Grover Cleveland
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When the magistrate says 'That's not a good enough reason my man.' He said 'Excuse me, could I ask you? Have you taken an oath of allegiance to the Monarch?'
quote by Anthony Holden
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Baptists are very strong believers that the civil magistrate is ordained by God to punish those who do evil.
quote by Richard Land
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It is obvious that 'obscenity' is not a term capable of exact legal definition in the practice of the Courts, it means 'anything that shocks the magistrate.'
quote by Bertrand Russell
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He is your friend who gets you out of a scrape.
No true believer could be intolerant or a persecutor. If I were a magistrate and the law carried the death penalty against atheists, I would begin by sending to the stake whoever denounced another.
quote by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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I was never given a trial. I never went before any magistrate, nor did my parents. To this day, I do not know what the charges that were lodged against me or my deceased parents at this time.
quote by Robert Matsui
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It is better to scrape the cheese than to peel it.
I'll play until they have to scrape me off the stage.
quote by James Young
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He is a proud Tod that will not scrape his own Hole.