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You cannot amputate your genitals for being impotent.
Orgasm: the genitals sneezing.
quote by Mason Cooley

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I'm not a big one for lots of genitals flapping in the films.
quote by Campbell Scott

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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
quote by Robin Williams

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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
Jack Handey in Deep Thoughts

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The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
quote by Leonardo da Vinci

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I was in the Chilli Peppers at the time and I asked myself, would I be able to wear a sock on my genitals at the age of forty and they proved me wrong because I guess they're still doing it.
quote by Cliff Martinez

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Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.
quote by Terry Prachett

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Changing-room Blues
Trying to get yourself dry
And put on your clothes as quickly as possible,
Feeling very shy
And not wanting to expose your genitals,
And avoiding the hungry eye
Of the pervert in the corner,
It'll be a long time before I go swimming again! !
poem by John Thorkild Ellison

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On Birds With Diseased Feet
Of late I've seen birds such as magpie larks, gulls and magpies
On the ocean foreshore or Nature strip of the street
With only stumps where their legs should be
Or walking lame with very sore feet.
Could they be victims of human pollution
Since they live and suffer in such a way
Victims of pesticide used for weed control
More birds I am seeing with diseased feet every day.
Humans have a negative impact on Nature
On that there's no shortage of evidence about
Is our success as a species to Nature's detriment
If this be so Nature with us can do without.
In the Townpark and on the street Nature strips
And on the foreshore of the sea
Birds with stumps for legs and with diseased feet
Nowadays I do regularly see.
poem by Francis Duggan

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Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.

Words are the physicians of a mind diseased.

Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment?

Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
Aeschylus in Prometheus Bound

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A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world.
quote by Harvey Cushing

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Where the roots of private virtue are diseased, the fruit of public probity cannot but be corrupt.
quote by Felix Adler

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Diversity has been written into the DNA of American life; any institution that lacks a rainbow array has come to seem diminished, if not diseased.
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His tastes are unpalatable
His outlook unbearable
His envy twofold twisted
His existence diseased.
A consummate degenerate.
poem by Eon Ezkiel

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When love grows diseased, the best thing we can do is to put it to a violent death; I cannot endure the torture of a lingering and consumptive passion.
quote by George Etherege

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