A man's first wife never complains of neglect from the penis, the first morsel never complains of insufficient sauce.
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Everyone complains of his memory, and nobody complains of his judgment.
quote by Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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He complains early that complains of his kail.
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
quote by Brian Clough
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My Clone
Seldom people like the setting- sun
But people like the sun which is rising…
My sun is in the west
And I feel lonely …
No rain, no wind
In my life..
No rainbow, barren
And suffering from drought
So I ordered a clone
Of myself, to kill my loneliness
and he is cent percent like me
he is all of my attitudes too
I got him
A very lovely one
Every one loves him
Now he gives me more problems than
The loneliness I used to be in before
As he has started to sleep around..
With all beauties surrounding neighbourhood..
I see green in the eye ….
I had that wish too, when I was hand some and young
But how does he come to know about this, my old wish?
Police complains, and complains from husbands
Make me mad, one day police came
And indicted me of murdering my own clone,
i am in jail
poem by Abdul Wahab
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Violating The Tradition Of The Village
it is the custom of
this village
we have to visit the
dead
console the bereaved
and bring the flowers
and offer the prayers
my wife complains
there are five who are dead now
but i do not really bother
i ask her: when i go there
shall they wake up and
live again?
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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No one ever complains about a speech being too short!
Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.
quote by La Rochefoucauld
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The sea complains upon a thousand shores.
quote by Alexander Smith
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The monkey never complains that he has no comb.
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
The ox suffers, the cart complains.
quote by Victor Hugo
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Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
quote by La Rochefoucauld
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In a breadless home, everyone complains and nobody is right.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
quote by Henny Youngman
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
quote by Benny Hill
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
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The feeble soul merely whines and complains.
quote by Taylor Caldwell
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No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Fortnight Progress Report
My Elocution Teacher
Complains
That I do not
Pronounce
Love
Much louder!
poem by Nimal Dunuhinga
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A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
quote by Minna Antrim
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She’s My Ever Lovin’ Machine
Hey boys you know once I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye
And the first time that I wasn't lookin' she run off with a handsomer guy oh my
But I'm an ingenious feller yeah as soon as my brain got uncurled
I tiptoed right down to my cellar and I built a mechanical girl
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil she's my ever-lovin' machine
She has no trouble making her mind up for I did not give her a mind
And her heart is a clock that I wind up so I know that she'll love me in time
Oh she never complains when I stay out all night she never complains I'm not rich
And each time I want her to cuddle me tight I simply turn on her switch
Oh her arms are iron...
My love is completely electric and she gives me a shock with each hug
And when the romance gets too hectic I simply pull out the plug
Oh she always did what she was supposed ter right up to this evening but then
She had an affair with the toaster and they ran off and left me again
poem by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
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