Wrong
Jack Plotnick, Eric Judor, Alexis Dziena, Steve Little, William Fichtner, Regan Burns, Mark Burnham
by Quentin Dupieux from Wrong (2012)
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Wrong Cops
Mark Burnham, Eric Judor, Steve Little, Marilyn Manson, Grace Zabriskie, Arden Myrin, Eric Wareheim, Isabella Palmieri, Daniel Quinn, Hillary Tuck
by Quentin Dupieux from Wrong Cops (2013)
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Fool's Gold
Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland, Alexis Dziena, Ewen Bremner
from Fool's Gold (2008)
Submitted by anonym
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Rubber
Stephen Spinella, Jack Plotnick, Wings Hauser, Roxane Mesquida, Ethan Cohn
by Quentin Dupieux from Rubber (2010)
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She's Got The Jack
She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, and who knows what else?
She's got the jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack,
Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack)
She gave me the (Jack), hey
She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack)
She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell
She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack)
(She's got the jack, she's got the Jack)
She's got the jack, she's got the Jack
She's got the jack, you never know!
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, and it hurts!
(She's got the jack)
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Aaaaaah!
Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and God bless
song performed by by AC-DC
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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Regan: Jesters do oft prove prophets.
line from King Lear, Act V, Scene 3 by William Shakespeare (1606)
Submitted by Dan Costinaş
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Drive Angry 3D
Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard, Katy Mixon, William Fichtner, David Morse
by Todd Farmer, Patrick Lussier from Drive Angry 3D (2011)
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Jack U Off
If ure looking for somewhere to go
Thought Id take u to a movie show
Sittin in the back and Ill jack u off
I cant give u everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
If ure not hungry
Ill jack u off
If your man aint no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and Ill jack u off
If ure tired of the masturbater
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if u like, Ill jack u off
Ill jack u off, jack u off
Ill jack u off, jack u off
Ill jack u off
I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
Ull have an instant heart attack if I jack u off
If u really really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your mommas car
Naked in a cadillac, Ill jack u off
If we cant find no place to go
Girl, Ill take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And Ill jack u off
Ill jack u off, jack u off
Ill jack u off, jack u off
Ill jack u off, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Ill jack u off
Alright say, well put some funk on here
Ill jack u off
If u aint chicken baby, come here
If ure good Ill even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, thats right
Ill jack u off, yeah
Ill jack u off
song performed by by Prince
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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Looking for Eric
Steve Evets, Eric Cantona, Stephanie Bishop, Gerard Kearns, Stefan Gumbs
from Looking for Eric (2009)
Submitted by Maria
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Elysium
Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Alice Braga, William Fichtner, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Diego Luna, Michael Shanks
by Neill Blomkamp from Elysium (2013)
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Elysium [trailer 2]
Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Alice Braga, William Fichtner, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Diego Luna, Michael Shanks
by Neill Blomkamp from Elysium (2013)
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Couplet: A Place To Stay
There was a stingy, hateful man named Old Jack that died uncaring;
Too mean to pass through heaven's gates—he missed hearing angels singing.
Jack was sent to the Devil's Pit that roars with redhot, burning coals;
The smoke's too dark, the heat's too hot—the devil lives there with lost souls.
And after all promised rewards for living each devilish day;
One hot coal was Jack's lifetime prize—Jack was burned and sent on his way.
Jack found an oversized turnip, carved creepy eyes and a weird face;
Into the dried up turnip shell—one hot coal lit it's inside space.
Now Jack wanders the countryside, his coal burns to this very day;
Inside Jack's old Jack-O-Lantern—while he scouts for a place to stay.
Author's Note: A story about a Halloween “Jack-O-Lantern” Legend. Jack is not
real but the Devil and his dark pit are real.
poem by Caryl Ramsdale
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows [trailer 4]
Stephen Amell, Megan Fox, Alan Ritchson, Noel Fisher, Tyler Perry, Laura Linney, William Fichtner, Will Arnett, Alessandra Ambrosio
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows [trailer 2]
Stephen Amell, Megan Fox, Alan Ritchson, Noel Fisher, Tyler Perry, Laura Linney, William Fichtner, Will Arnett, Alessandra Ambrosio
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows [trailer 3]
Stephen Amell, Megan Fox, Alan Ritchson, Noel Fisher, Tyler Perry, Laura Linney, William Fichtner, Will Arnett, Alessandra Ambrosio
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Stephen Amell, Megan Fox, Alan Ritchson, Noel Fisher, Tyler Perry, Laura Linney, William Fichtner, Will Arnett, Alessandra Ambrosio
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner, Alan Ritchson, Jeremy Howard, Danny Woodburn, Pete Ploszek, Minae Noji, Abby Elliott, Whoopi Goldberg
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [trailer 2]
Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner, Alan Ritchson, Jeremy Howard, Danny Woodburn, Pete Ploszek, Minae Noji, Abby Elliott, Whoopi Goldberg
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [trailer 3]
Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner, Alan Ritchson, Jeremy Howard, Danny Woodburn, Pete Ploszek, Minae Noji, Abby Elliott, Whoopi Goldberg
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
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Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on the spot. Steve Allen was marvelous, and so was George Burns. But Bob may be the king of them all, you know.
quote by Rich Little
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My Hero Lives Much Nearer
If your hero is Steve Waugh the cricket player I must say that suits me fine
But I've heard enough about him since your hero isn't mine,
My hero lives much nearer his house is across the street
And his name is Jack Iversen a man I often meet.
If you want a favour done to Steve Waugh you can go
But in your moment of need you he would not wish to know,
You well may have his autograph on your cricket bat and ball
But I don't see that as a favour 'tis no big deal at all.
If I need a favour done on Jack I can depend
To many who have been in need he has proved himself a good friend
Without expecting any favours in return he will help you if he can
He's not out to 'feather his own nest' I like that sort of man.
My hero is in his seventies his hair is silvery gray
And for to help out other people he goes out of his way
And your's is a cricket player who enjoys widespread fame
And though you may have his autograph he doesn't know you by name.
Steve Waugh Australia's cricket captain is your hero a man you once briefly met
And he scribbled his name on your bat and ball something you won't forget
But my hero lives nearer he is just across the way
And he doesn't hog the headlines and I see him every day.
poem by Francis Duggan
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