Rubber
Stephen Spinella, Jack Plotnick, Wings Hauser, Roxane Mesquida, Ethan Cohn
by Quentin Dupieux from Rubber (2010)
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Kiss of the Damned
Josephine de La Baume, Roxane Mesquida, Milo Ventimiglia, Anna Mouglalis, Michael Rapaport, Riley Keough, Juan Luis Acevedo
by Xan Cassavetes from Kiss of the Damned (2012)
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A Birder's Guide to Everything
Ben Kingsley, Kodi Smit-McPhee, James Le Gros, Alex Wolff, Katie Chang, Stephen Kunken, Briana Marin, Ethan Cohn, Daniela Lavender
from A Birder's Guide to Everything (2013)
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Scott Spinella - What Happen
Scott Spinella: What Happen
Hey sis remember when we were kids, Swimming in the pool.
Mom and Dad still together and everything was cool.
Leaving cookies for Santa and presents under the tree.
Mom Mom and Pop Pop excited to see you and me.
Always together never apart, even know sometimes we fought.
Things got sad, parents broke up, I still cry cause of that thought.
You lived with Mom and i Lived with Dad.
What happen to the wonderful family we had.
Written by Scott Spinella
poem by Scott Spinella
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Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt and the Magnetic Fields
Laura Ballance, Carrie Brownstein, Ethan Cohn, Sam Davol, Sasha Frere-Jones
from Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt and the Magnetic Fields (2010)
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Wrong
Jack Plotnick, Eric Judor, Alexis Dziena, Steve Little, William Fichtner, Regan Burns, Mark Burnham
by Quentin Dupieux from Wrong (2012)
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She's Got The Jack
She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, and who knows what else?
She's got the jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack,
Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack)
She gave me the (Jack), hey
She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack)
She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell
She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack)
(She's got the jack, she's got the Jack)
She's got the jack, she's got the Jack
She's got the jack, you never know!
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, and it hurts!
(She's got the jack)
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Aaaaaah!
Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and God bless
song performed by by AC-DC
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Like Dandelion Dust
Mira Sorvino, Barry Pepper, Cole Hauser, Kate Levering, Maxwell Perry Cotton
by Stephen J. Rivele from Like Dandelion Dust (2009)
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Transcendence [Tell Me about Evelyn]
Paul Bettany, Kate Mara, Cole Hauser, Clifton Collins Jr., Cory Hardrict
by Jack Paglen from Transcendence (2014)
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Transcendence [trailer 2]
Kate Mara, Johnny Depp, Morgan Freeman, Paul Bettany, Rebecca Hall, Cillian Murphy, Cole Hauser
by Jack Paglen from Transcendence (2014)
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Transcendence
Johnny Depp, Kate Mara, Rebecca Hall, Morgan Freeman, Paul Bettany, Cillian Murphy, Cole Hauser, Clifton Collins Jr.
by Jack Paglen from Transcendence (2014)
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Jack U Off
If ure looking for somewhere to go
Thought Id take u to a movie show
Sittin in the back and Ill jack u off
I cant give u everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
If ure not hungry
Ill jack u off
If your man aint no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and Ill jack u off
If ure tired of the masturbater
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if u like, Ill jack u off
Ill jack u off, jack u off
Ill jack u off, jack u off
Ill jack u off
I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
Ull have an instant heart attack if I jack u off
If u really really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your mommas car
Naked in a cadillac, Ill jack u off
If we cant find no place to go
Girl, Ill take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And Ill jack u off
Ill jack u off, jack u off
Ill jack u off, jack u off
Ill jack u off, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Ill jack u off
Alright say, well put some funk on here
Ill jack u off
If u aint chicken baby, come here
If ure good Ill even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, thats right
Ill jack u off, yeah
Ill jack u off
song performed by by Prince
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Born to Be Blue
Ethan Hawke, Carmen Ejogo, Callum Keith Rennie, Tony Nappo, Stephen McHattie, Janet-Laine Green, Dan Lett
by Robert Budreau from Born to Be Blue (2015)
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Jack Cornstalk
Jack Cornstalk as a drover born,
Jack Cornstalk gaunt and tan,
Jack Cornstalk leaves his love forlorn,
Jack Cornstalk man to man.
Jack Cornstalk as a careless scamp,
With day-dreams in his head;
Jack Cornstalk on his lone, wide camp,
Jack Cornstalk with his dead,
Jack Cornstalk at his best and worst.
The day dawns on his brow,
Jack Cornstalk’s country must be first –
Advance Australia now!
poem by Henry Lawson
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Center Stage
Amanda Schull, Ethan Stiefel, Sascha Radetsky, Maryann Plunkett, Zoe Saldana, Ethan Stiefel, Susan May Pratt
by Carol Heikkinen from Center Stage (2000)
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Jack
YOU'RE only a dumb little dog, Jack,
About ten or twelve pounds or so,
And your wits must be all in a fog, Jack,
If you have any wits, I know.
But you've two such soft brown eyes, Jack,
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And such long grey silky hair;
And, what very much more I prize, Jack,
Such a warm little heart in there.
They say warm hearts are rare, Jack,
And I almost believe that it's true;
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But there ar'n't many hearts can compare, Jack,
With that staunch little heart in you.
Of course, we that speak and can read, Jack,
Have plenty of friendships sweet;
But, in spite of them all, there's a need, Jack,
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For a friend like the friend at my feet.
This planet must seem a queer place, Jack,
To your poor little limited mind;
For I fancy you never can trace, Jack,
The reasons for half that you find.
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You're not bothered with questions like us, Jack,
About forces and morals and laws;
And you never get worried or fuss, Jack,
When you cannot discover a cause.
But you go your own little way, Jack,
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With a wag of the tail for a friend;
And in spite of our talk, I dare say, Jack,
That we don't do much more in the end.
poem by Frederick George Scott
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I want to be a soldier as my father was.
quote by Kaspar Hauser
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Many cats are the death of the mouse.
quote by Kaspar Hauser
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The Big Jack
I know you and you know me
We met many years ago
In the halls ofe some ivy covered university
Where we both used to go
Now we stand outside the denmark hotel
With japanese men in ther business suits
Its midnight youre talking to some frenchman
About who does what to you know who
You want the big jack
You want the sky to crack
You want something thats goin? to give you
The big jack
You want the big jack
Hell we all want that
You want something thats goin? to give you
The big jack
You say you want to go somewhere
Where your ideals were much more than luxuries
And just like some great old painting
You set there so smug
Whith your hands between your knees
You want the big jack
You want the sky to crack
You want something thats goin? to give you
The big jack
You want the big jack
Hell we all want that
You want something thats goin? to give you a
Heart attack
So go back down to that missisippi town
Where you come from
Have a big time tonight
I can still see you in your fathers coat
On the delta shore
That he once owned
I want to be your fathers coat
I want you girl to matty me
I want the big jack
I want the sky to crack
I want something thats goin? to give me
The big jack
I want the big jack
Hell we all want that
I want something thats goin? to give me a
Heart attack
I want the big jack
Yeah we all want that
We want something thats going to give us the big jack
I want the big jack
I want the sky to crack
I want something thats going to give me the big jack
song performed by by John Mellencamp
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21 Years: Richard Linklater
Matthew McConaughey, Keanu Reeves, Zac Efron, Ethan Hawke, Kevin Smith, Billy Bob Thornton, Jack Black, Parker Posey, Mark Duplass, Joey Lauren Adams, Jay Duplass, Jason Reitman, Julie Delpy, Marissa Ribisi
from 21 Years: Richard Linklater (2014)
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One hair from the head of a woman pulls more than a ship's hauser.