Nature Calls
Patton Oswalt, Rob Riggle, Johnny Knoxville, Maura Tierney, Patrice O'Neal, Darrell Hammond, Kelly Coffield Park, Robert Longstreet
by Todd Rohal from Nature Calls (2012)
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I have so many insecurities they fight for prominence.
quote by Maura Tierney
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Semi-Pro
Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, André Benjamin, Maura Tierney, Andrew Daly
I don't know if I want to be a big star though.
quote by Darrell Hammond
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I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.
quote by Darrell Hammond
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I've seen the hell these people go through.
quote by Darrell Hammond
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I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
quote by Darrell Hammond
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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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I hate all sidekicks.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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Poor Darrell Hammond. What's he going to do when I leave office?
quote by Bill Clinton
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I'm not familiar with the metric system.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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Furry Vengeance
Brendan Fraser, Ricky Garcia, Eugene Cordero, Patrice O'Neal, Jim Norton
from Furry Vengeance (2010)
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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see.
quote by Patton Oswalt
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Big Fan
Patton Oswalt, Kevin Corrigan, Michael Rapaport, Marcia Jean Kurtz, Gino Cafarelli, Matt Servitto