I was always amazed about how much I could finally squeeze into a thirty second commercial.
quote by Ridley Scott
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I've just done a commercial in the U.S. in which I talk about stocks, shares and bonds. Everyone is amazed. They ask me: 'You really know about that stuff or did you just learn it for the commercial?' I tell them I wouldn't do it unless I understood and had an interest.
quote by Anna Kournikova
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Squeeze
Squeeze yourself into a house of glass
Squeeze into the future past
Squeeze a smile and squeeze a laugh
Squeeze the time as days they pass.
poem by David Lacey
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Squeeze That Sucker Dry
Squeeze out the hanky
From the tears she leaves.
And squeeze that sucker dry.
Leave it to hang...
For those believing she deserves empathy.
Hopefully this time...
She is finally gone!
Dedicated:
To all those who are accustomed,
to biting the hand from which they feed!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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The Squeeze
Well it's the same old story, but it never made a lick of sense to me
How it's always on the working man to pay for everything we never see
Do you know what I mean?
Well you can call it what you like
But where I come from, they call it the Squeeze
All this talk about some changes
It's just politicians promising the moon
So it's do without, it's in and out
The fools on the Hill gonna need more soon
Well you can call it that you like
But where I come from they call it the squeeze
put the squeeze on me
yeah, they're gonna put the squeeze on me and you
And they say don't drink the water
Could be something in your coffee or your tea
And who knows just what's in the air?
You take a chance now every time you breathe
Well you can call it what you like
But where I come from, they call it the squeeze
So you work two jobs to get ahead
You wind up with less than you had before
do you know what I mean?
And if money can't buy happiness
Then why do I keep needin' more and more?
Well you can call it what you like
But where I come from they call it the squeeze
But that don't make it right just don't give up don't give in
Call it anything you like,
Where I come from
They call it the squeeze
song performed by by 38 Special
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To Mrs. Thrale on Her Completing Her Thirty-fifth Year
Oft in danger, yet alive,
We are come to thirty-five;
Long may better years arrive,
Better years than thirty-five.
Could philosophers contrive
Life to stop at thirty-five,
Time his hours should never drive
O'er the bounds of thirty-five
High to soar, and deep to dive,
Nature gives at thirty-five.
Ladies, stop and tend your hive,
Trifle not at thirty-five;
For, howe'er we boast and strive,
Life declines from thirty-five:
He that ever hopes to thrive
Must begin by thirty-five:
And all who wisely wish to wive
Must look on Thrale at thirty-five.
poem by Samuel Johnson
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Shaved
He had wore a beard every since his early teens.
It had been at least thirty years since anyone saw him without it.
For those thirty years he felt he had something to hide.
But yesterday he shaved and freed himself from the thirty year mask he had been wearing.
He said it feels good to no longer have that itchy heavy beard weighing him down.
Yesterday he shaved when he finally told everyone he is gay.
Si Senor The Hairy Grill
Don't give up all your loving
I like your loving
Tears in my eyes
Touch me, oh oh it's burning
Why might you leave me
Please stay with me
Squeeze me, oh oh you squeeze me
Squeeze me, oh oh you squeeze me
Don't want anyone to see you
Oh oh I'm diving into your eyes
Crying, I thought I'm dying
And then I'm smiling into your face
song performed by by Yello
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Si Senor The Hairy Grill
Don't give up all your loving
I like your loving
Tears in my eyes
Touch me, oh oh it's burning
Why might you leave me
Please stay with me
Squeeze me, oh oh you squeeze me
Squeeze me, oh oh you squeeze me
Don't want anyone to see you
Oh oh I'm diving into your eyes
Crying, I thought I'm dying
And then I'm smiling into your face
song performed by by Yello
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Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
quote by Ellen DeGeneres
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Si Senior The Hairy Grill
Dont give up all your loving
I like your loving
Tears in my eyes
Touch me, oh oh its burning
Why might you leave me
Please stay with me
Squeeze me, oh oh you squeeze me
Squeeze me, oh oh you squeeze me
Dont want anyone to see you
Oh oh Im diving into your eyes
Crying, I thought Im dying
And then Im smiling into your face
song performed by by Yello
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Si Senior The Hairy Grill
Dont give up all your loving
I like your loving
Tears in my eyes
Touch me, oh oh its burning
Why might you leave me
Please stay with me
Squeeze me, oh oh you squeeze me
Squeeze me, oh oh you squeeze me
Dont want anyone to see you
Oh oh Im diving into your eyes
Crying, I thought Im dying
And then Im smiling into your face
song performed by by Yello
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My Next Thirty Years
(track 12 - time 3:37)
(phil vassar)
I think Ill take a moment, celebrate my age
The ending of an era and the turning of a page
Now its time to focus in on where I go from here
Lord have mercy on my next thirty years
Hey my next thirty years Im gonna have some fun
Try to forget about all the crazy things Ive done
Maybe now Ive conquered all my adolescent fears
And Ill do it better in my next thirty years
My next thirty years Im gonna settle all the scores
Cry a little less, laugh a little more
Find a world of happiness without the hate and fear
Figure out just what Im doing here
In my next thirty years
Oh my next thirty years, Im gonna watch my weight
Eat a few more salads and not stay up so late
Drink a little lemonade and not so many beers
Maybe Ill remember my next thirty years
My next thirty years will be the best years of my life
Raise a little family and hang out with my wife
Spend precious moments with the ones that I hold dear
Make up for lost time here, in my next thirty years
In my next thirty years
song performed by by Tim McGraw
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Just Squeeze Me
Squeeze me
But please don't tease me
C'mon and squeeze me
But please don't tease me
Want you to know i go for your squeezing
Want you to know it really is pleasing
Want you to know i ain't for no teasing
(scat)
Treat me sweet and gentle
When you say goodnight
Just squeeze me
But please don't tease me
I get sentimental
When you hold me tight
Just squeeze me
But please don't tease me
Missing you since you went away
Singin' the blues away each day
Counting the nights and waiting for you
I'm in the mood to let you know
I never knew i loved you so
Please say, you love me too
When i get this feeling
I'm in ecstasy
So squeeze me
But don't tease me
Missing you since you went away
Singin' the blues away each day
Counting the nights and waiting for you
I'm in the mood to let you know
I never knew i loved you so
Please say, you love me too
When i get this feeling
I'm in ecstasy
So squeeze me
But please don't tease me
C'mon and squeeze me
But please don't tease me
Hear me honey, talkin'
Squeeze me
But please don't tease me
song performed by by Ella Fitzgerald
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I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
quote by Andy Warhol
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It has nothing to do with commercial success. You cannot calculate in your head how to put the mosaic together to make a commercial film: that's out of the question.
quote by Arthur Cohn
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I'm scared to death to fly commercial... I have not flown commercial since 9/11.
quote by Brett Hull
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Tite Squeeze
I aint lyin to you baby...i hope you dont refuse
But Im red hot...ready or not...to give my love to you
I dont have forever, but I got tonight
The look in your eye said youll give it a try...
I know the moments right...
Ooh - give it to me...you got everything I need
Ooh - do it to me...bring me to my knees
When you gimme that tite squeeze...
Baby, baby please
Gimme that tite squeeze
When you start to touch me...i cant believe its real
You make it hard for me to take. I love the way you feel
Im hungry for you baby, I just cant get enough..
If its alright Ill take a bite, Ill taste your love
Ooh - give it to me...you got everything I need
Ooh - do it to me...bring me to my knees
When you gimme that tite squeeze -
Gimme that tite squeeze - yeah
Rock me in your cradle, roll me like the dice
Do it to me and Ill do it to you, do it till we do it right
Dont tell me that you love me, when you walk out the door
Cause Ill hold you down, turn you around, Ill come back for more
Ooh - give it to me...you got everything I need
Ooh - do it to me...bring me to my knees
When you gimme that tite, tite, tite yeah...
Gimme that tite squeeze, ooh baby, gimme that tite squeeze
Oh - bring me to my knees, gimme that tite squeeze
song performed by by Rainbow
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A commercial is a commercial.
quote by Stephen Stills
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Also, the commercial media in a superior position, really, to any other corporate lobby, because where would people hear about commercial media or corporate media criticism, where would they hear criticism of them other than in the commercial media?
quote by Robert McChesney
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Squeeze Box
Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never get no rest
Chours
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a queeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
The kid won't eat
The dog won'r sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
Chours
Chours(2)
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
Chours
She goes, Squeeze me
Come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
(Solo)
Chours (2)
Chours out
song performed by by Poison
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