I drink therefore I am.

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I like children - fried.

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I never met a kid I liked.

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I must have a drink of breakfast.

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Never give a sucker an even break.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

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On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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