I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.

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Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

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Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

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I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

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