I don't think I can do this anymore.

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You are a saucy little thing aren't you?

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My attitude is, if someone's going to criticize me, tell me to my face.

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I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven't been to a gym in years.

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Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

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I think that by ignoring the show you're ignoring the audience who put you there.

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If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.

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Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

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If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

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The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

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