In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

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Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

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