Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

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Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

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If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

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I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men.

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