Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

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To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

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The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

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The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

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The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.

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