There was a young lady named Bright, Whose speed was far faster than light; She started one day In a relative way, And returned on the previous night.

There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She started one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

by Arthur Henry Reginald Buller from Punch, or The London Charivari (19 December 1923)
Submitted by Dan Costinaş
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