THE Religion

I am the ultimate in religion
Allah, Jesus, Buddha, Jehovah, Ganesh
Ain't got nothing on me.
My following is trillions strong
I convert people all day long
Prayer is held 24/7
Joining only costs $24.11
Yes that's right!
It's me television
I tell you what to think
What to hear
What to feel
What to fear
So everyone join hands and follow me
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In the name of the Sony
The Flat Screen
And the Holy Series

In T.V.'s name we pray
Amen