The Muppet Brigade (A Poem For Children)

They run around causing chaos,
they are never ever quiet.
When their teacher wants some peace,
he just listens to a riot.

They are wonderful individuals,
all fantastic when alone.
But when they get together,
the teacher’s mind is blown.

They cause mayhem on the yard,
they cause panic in the street.
If you hear those muppets coming,
we advise that you retreat!