Stereotypical Man

STEREOTYPICAL MAN

Man says,

That just because I'm from the ridges

I'm a thief

And my sister?

Materialistic henpecker

Loving what they have, not they.

Man says,

That just because I'm from the lakeside

I've not undergone the cut

But must I?

And my sister?

Sexy yes, but pretty dirty!

Man says,

That just because I'm from the rift

I'm always fighting; creating rifts

And my sister?

She's a pig

And likes lots children

Man says,

That just because I'm from the coast

I commune with spirits and stuff

And my sister?

Not different from I and lazy

And with a knack for what is tasty.

Man says,

That just because I'm from Kambaland

My family are witches, and so am I

And my sister?

Nice in bed but with lots of charm

Man says,

That just because I'm from the North

I'm a bandit and a cattle rustler

And my sister?

Dirty and a bag of bones!

poem by Kelvin Karani
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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